This is the comment thread! pt II

[Jimbuna]

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

[Jimbuna]

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

[Jimbuna]

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

[Jimbuna]

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

[Jimbuna]

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

[mapuc]

I only needs to walk around 100 meters in one direction to become outstanding in a field

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.

[Catfish]

My studies in speculative philosophy, metaphysics and science
are all summed up in one image:
Of a mouse called man, running in and out of every hole in the cosmos
hunting for the Absolute Cheese.

[Jimbuna]

The best revenge is massive success.

[Jimbuna]

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

[Jimbuna]

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

[Jimbuna]

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

[Jimbuna]

Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.

[Jimbuna]

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.

[Jimbuna]

Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.