Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 112

3Jane · 01-06-08, 07:50 PM

There is a whole city up there I tell you.

Blacklight · 01-08-08, 12:55 AM

I went into Scapa Flow tonight only to discover that Dinsdale must have been parking a ship. Shame too. That thing is HUGE ! I'll bet it would have been worth a LOT of tonnage.

I bet the people in the building off to the right were cleaning out their pants when they looked out the window and saw that coming at them over the dock.:rotfl:

01-09-08, 02:53 PM

I am in my U49:

and I receive this message

Jimbuna · 01-09-08, 04:18 PM

This sometimes happens. Remember, the radio messages are already scripted into the game.

Blacklight · 01-09-08, 05:47 PM

:rotfl:
Boy will they be surprised when you steam back into port with stories about the tunnel of light, the pearly gates...etc....

"We saw this tunnel of light before us and going into it ahead of us was a glowing British merchant ship, so we fired all torpedoes into it, destroying it utterly ! We went flank speed as it crashed into the tunnel and exploded, causeing the tunnel of light to collapse around us ! I ordered a 180 degree turn and outraced the collapse of the tunnel. We escaped with barely our lives sir !"

01-09-08, 06:00 PM

what makes it even funnier is that one day later I managed to sink 36,000 ton Nelson (escorted with 9 destroyers) without being spotted.
Take that, Bdu!

Fr8monkey · 01-10-08, 03:41 PM

Where is everyone? I told them we were shipping out first thing in the morning!

Tried to go on next patrol and got a 'Not enough officers' message and got this little surprize.

KeptinCranky · 01-10-08, 06:31 PM

:rotfl:

They all got arrested for being drunk and disorderly and getting in a fight with the luftwaffe about stolen credit...

Or did you tell them you were planning to raid Dover harbor or something?

Penelope_Grey · 01-10-08, 07:29 PM

@ Fr8monkey

What really would make that picture funny...yet sort of true... would be if the date in the top right said 1944 or 1945

Blacklight · 01-10-08, 08:47 PM

Did your crew find out that Bernard was signed up to be your first officer ?

Ivan Putski · 01-10-08, 08:59 PM

The Red Light District had a two for one sale.

Fr8monkey · 01-10-08, 10:05 PM

I guess good help is hard to find. But wait... they arn't sending anyone to the eastern front yet.... it's only 1940!

Jimbuna · 01-11-08, 06:04 AM

The first German Philadelphia experiment :hmm:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 01-11-08, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

The first German Philadelphia experiment :hmm:

:hmm:

JCWolf · 01-16-08, 11:14 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Damn, I have been missing this thread all mi SubSim Life!

How could I have lost this in the first place !

01-06-08, 07:50 PM	#1666
3Jane Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: York. Northern England. Posts: 1,004 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	There is a whole city up there I tell you. __________________ Fate opposes me in vitality and morality, forced ever onward, burdened, always in shackles. So this very moment, without tarrying, pluck the quivering strings. Because fate punishes the one who plays, all lament with me. (http://hosted.filefront.com/KatherineRowan) Last edited by 3Jane; 01-10-08 at 10:23 PM.

01-08-08, 12:55 AM	#1667
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 142 Uploads: 0	I went into Scapa Flow tonight only to discover that Dinsdale must have been parking a ship. Shame too. That thing is HUGE ! I'll bet it would have been worth a LOT of tonnage. I bet the people in the building off to the right were cleaning out their pants when they looked out the window and saw that coming at them over the dock.:rotfl: __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-09-08, 02:53 PM	#1668
Julius Caesar Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	bdu hates me! I am in my U49: and I receive this message Last edited by Julius Caesar; 01-09-08 at 06:15 PM.

01-09-08, 04:18 PM	#1669
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	This sometimes happens. Remember, the radio messages are already scripted into the game. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-09-08, 05:47 PM	#1670
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 142 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Boy will they be surprised when you steam back into port with stories about the tunnel of light, the pearly gates...etc.... "We saw this tunnel of light before us and going into it ahead of us was a glowing British merchant ship, so we fired all torpedoes into it, destroying it utterly ! We went flank speed as it crashed into the tunnel and exploded, causeing the tunnel of light to collapse around us ! I ordered a 180 degree turn and outraced the collapse of the tunnel. We escaped with barely our lives sir !" __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-09-08, 06:00 PM	#1671
Julius Caesar Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	what makes it even funnier is that one day later I managed to sink 36,000 ton Nelson (escorted with 9 destroyers) without being spotted. Take that, Bdu!

01-10-08, 03:41 PM	#1672
Fr8monkey Captain Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 518 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Mutiny on the U-51! Where is everyone? I told them we were shipping out first thing in the morning! Tried to go on next patrol and got a 'Not enough officers' message and got this little surprize.

01-10-08, 06:31 PM	#1673
KeptinCranky Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,050 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: They all got arrested for being drunk and disorderly and getting in a fight with the luftwaffe about stolen credit... Or did you tell them you were planning to raid Dover harbor or something?

01-10-08, 07:29 PM	#1674
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	@ Fr8monkey What really would make that picture funny...yet sort of true... would be if the date in the top right said 1944 or 1945 __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

01-10-08, 08:47 PM	#1675
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 142 Uploads: 0	Did your crew find out that Bernard was signed up to be your first officer ? __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-10-08, 08:59 PM	#1676
Ivan Putski Captain Join Date: May 2005 Location: Memphis, Tn. U.S.A. Posts: 548 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	The Red Light District had a two for one sale. __________________ " Is He?..........Yeah..........Nothing Moving, But His Watch."

01-10-08, 10:05 PM	#1677
Fr8monkey Captain Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 518 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	I guess good help is hard to find. But wait... they arn't sending anyone to the eastern front yet.... it's only 1940!

01-11-08, 06:04 AM	#1678
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The first German Philadelphia experiment :hmm: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-16-08, 11:14 PM	#1680
JCWolf Admiral Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Spain , Crossing Gibraltar! Posts: 2,292 Downloads: 199 Uploads: 1	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Damn, I have been missing this thread all mi SubSim Life! How could I have lost this in the first place ! __________________ JCWolf Mediafire SHIII Page User name : JCWolf Password : stefre@jcm