This is the comment thread! pt II

[Jimbuna]

A joke is a very serious thing.

[Jimbuna]

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

[Jimbuna]

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

[Jimbuna]

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

[Eisenwurst]

Not really a comment...just a link to some great military related artwork from a famous painter of the "Tora Tora Tora" movie publicity paintings.

https://www.mccallstudios.com/tora-tora-tora/

Might be unknown to some here, but well known to others...

[Jimbuna]

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

[Jimbuna]

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

[Jimbuna]

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

[Jimbuna]

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

[Jimbuna]

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

[Jimbuna]

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

[Jimbuna]

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

[Jimbuna]

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

[Jimbuna]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

[Catfish]

The biggest danger of taking your child to a drag show is that a christian could show up with a gun.