I finally got the recognition I so richly deserve

Platapus · 07-29-09, 07:16 PM

It has become evident that I am just a little bit better than the riff raff on this board.

Today, I received in the mail, a very very exclusive offer. I will describe it to you all because this will be the closest you will ever come to it.

Feel free to bask in my glory.

I was invited to apply for the new and very exclusive Visa Black Card. It is limited to only 1% of the US residents to ensure the highest caliber of personal service is provided to every cardmember.

13.24% APR (variable at 10% over Prime)
Limited Membership
24-hour concierge service
EXCLUSIVE rewards program
Patent Pending Carbon Card

All for a $495.00 annual fee.

Are they F-ing kidding??

Who the F would pay $495 per year to have a credit card with 13% APR???

What a frigging scam! Oh and I was selected. How was I selected? and why did I get this invitation via bulk mail?

Sheesh, $500 per year and 13% APR ohhhh sign me up today!! A black credit card, people will be sooooo impressed.

Anyone else get this oh so exclusive offer?
:rotfl:

07-29-09, 07:16 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,981 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I finally got the recognition I so richly deserve It has become evident that I am just a little bit better than the riff raff on this board. Today, I received in the mail, a very very exclusive offer. I will describe it to you all because this will be the closest you will ever come to it. Feel free to bask in my glory. I was invited to apply for the new and very exclusive Visa Black Card. It is limited to only 1% of the US residents to ensure the highest caliber of personal service is provided to every cardmember. 13.24% APR (variable at 10% over Prime) Limited Membership 24-hour concierge service EXCLUSIVE rewards program Patent Pending Carbon Card All for a $495.00 annual fee. Are they F-ing kidding?? Who the F would pay $495 per year to have a credit card with 13% APR??? What a frigging scam! Oh and I was selected. How was I selected? and why did I get this invitation via bulk mail? Sheesh, $500 per year and 13% APR ohhhh sign me up today!! A black credit card, people will be sooooo impressed. Anyone else get this oh so exclusive offer? :rotfl: __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.