Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 50

Tuddley3 · 11-19-06, 08:02 AM

Uhhh, Beavis, this sucks. Like where's my gun fartknocker.

Respenus · 11-19-06, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuddley3

Uhhh, Beavis, this sucks. Like where's my gun fartknocker.

"Stop doing your excersice and get back to work!"

horrgakx · 11-19-06, 11:30 AM

I came upon a convoy which was in a state of disarray, they were all over the place, easy pickings ... or so I thought! I couldn't see any destroyers so I went in under flank speed. Unfortunately about 5 seconds after I took this shot 2 destroyers suddenly were spotted about 3k yards from my position, I crash-dived and turned around and eventually managed to evade!!

Safe-Keeper · 11-19-06, 12:32 PM

The What If... Series - taking a look at History as it might have been
Tonight: Would the world be a better place if the infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler had entered the architect school - with Bernard?

Translation in my next post below.

horrgakx: Tell them that alcohol and convoy-driving don't go well together

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horrgakx · 11-19-06, 12:38 PM

Good pic

Unfortunately ImageShack tried to direct me to a known 'bad' site (advertising or some such) when I clicked on the picture.

Respenus · 11-19-06, 02:12 PM

Next time try writting in a more English German please!

Otherwise::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Safe-Keeper · 11-19-06, 05:53 PM

Yeah, I suppose that last one might've been a bit hard to understand. Here it is in English English:

Quote:

Bernard: Oh yes, my workleader, it is pretty hard for the residents to get to the door, but it has a safety depth of 70 metres and twelve torpedo tubes, and the potted plants are sonar-absorbing...
Hitler: Berna-a-ard! I should've become a politician...

JerM · 11-19-06, 06:36 PM

hey guys

ok this might be a really dumb question and i might get joked for it but who is bernard. you guys keep metioning him.

jeremy

stabiz · 11-19-06, 07:34 PM

Dont worry, JerM, we have all(the ones who were borned after WW2, anyway

) asked that question at some time. Bernard was founded/born by Dowly in the humorous screenshot thread, and has since been blamed for EVERYTHING that goes wrong,be it an installation or a bad date. Kinda nice to have him around soaking up all the blame.

bookworm_020 · 11-19-06, 08:57 PM

There is a Bernard in Every Boat!! So you can blame him for torpedos firing when you don't want them to, destroying Neutral or Friendly shiping, surfacing infront of escort ships, etc, etc....

Just blame it on Bernard!

11-19-06, 11:13 PM

Steeltrap · 11-19-06, 11:27 PM

Cute....but you should've used the 'del' key on the keypad to remove the interface, that way we wouldn't be able to see you've ordered 7m depth (decks awash) to create the pic.....

:rotfl:

11-19-06, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steeltrap

Cute....but you should've used the 'del' key on the keypad to remove the interface, that way we wouldn't be able to see you've ordered 7m depth (decks awash) to create the pic.....

:rotfl:

Actually I hadn't done so to just create a pic; I was on a surface attack approach and it just looked too good a sight not to snapshot it.

shegeek72 · 11-20-06, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horrgakx

I came upon a convoy which was in a state of disarray, they were all over the place, easy pickings ... or so I thought! I couldn't see any destroyers so I went in under flank speed. Unfortunately about 5 seconds after I took this shot 2 destroyers suddenly were spotted about 3k yards from my position, I crash-dived and turned around and eventually managed to evade!!

Looks like they were doing the infamous 'course change' that some of us have observed, where some ships do a 360 and rejoin the rest that haven't lost their senses.

Seems to happen in saved games.
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Respenus · 11-20-06, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albrecht Von Hesse

Dinsdale. So it's the official SH4 Bernard name. No?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

11-19-06, 12:32 PM	#739
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	The What If... Series - taking a look at History as it might have been Tonight: Would the world be a better place if the infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler had entered the architect school - with Bernard? Translation in my next post below. horrgakx: Tell them that alcohol and convoy-driving don't go well together. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper. Last edited by Safe-Keeper; 11-19-06 at 05:54 PM.

11-19-06, 02:12 PM	#741
Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Next time try writting in a more English German please! Otherwise::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________

11-19-06, 07:34 PM	#744
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Dont worry, JerM, we have all(the ones who were borned after WW2, anyway) asked that question at some time. Bernard was founded/born by Dowly in the humorous screenshot thread, and has since been blamed for EVERYTHING that goes wrong,be it an installation or a bad date. Kinda nice to have him around soaking up all the blame. __________________

11-19-06, 08:57 PM	#745
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	There is a Bernard in Every Boat!! So you can blame him for torpedos firing when you don't want them to, destroying Neutral or Friendly shiping, surfacing infront of escort ships, etc, etc.... Just blame it on Bernard! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-19-06, 11:13 PM	#746
Albrecht Von Hesse Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Last edited by Albrecht Von Hesse; 11-19-06 at 11:26 PM.

11-19-06, 08:02 AM	#736
Tuddley3 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Anaheim Ca, USA Posts: 903 Downloads: 170 Uploads: 0	Uhhh, Beavis, this sucks. Like where's my gun fartknocker.

11-19-06, 11:30 AM	#738
horrgakx Ensign Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 230 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I came upon a convoy which was in a state of disarray, they were all over the place, easy pickings ... or so I thought! I couldn't see any destroyers so I went in under flank speed. Unfortunately about 5 seconds after I took this shot 2 destroyers suddenly were spotted about 3k yards from my position, I crash-dived and turned around and eventually managed to evade!!

11-19-06, 12:38 PM	#740
horrgakx Ensign Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 230 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Good pic Unfortunately ImageShack tried to direct me to a known 'bad' site (advertising or some such) when I clicked on the picture.

11-19-06, 06:36 PM	#743
JerM Bosun Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia Posts: 68 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	hey guys ok this might be a really dumb question and i might get joked for it but who is bernard. you guys keep metioning him. jeremy

11-19-06, 11:27 PM	#747
Steeltrap Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 818 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Cute....but you should've used the 'del' key on the keypad to remove the interface, that way we wouldn't be able to see you've ordered 7m depth (decks awash) to create the pic..... :rotfl: