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06-10-23, 06:10 AM | #4366 |
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I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.
No pun in ten did.
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06-10-23, 06:33 AM | #4367 |
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What does a house wear?
Address!
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06-11-23, 07:37 AM | #4368 |
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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06-11-23, 07:59 AM | #4369 |
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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
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06-12-23, 06:04 AM | #4370 |
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Why were they called the “dark ages?”
Because there were a lot of knights.
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06-12-23, 08:06 AM | #4371 |
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. Want to hear a joke about a roof?
The first one’s on the house.
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06-13-23, 04:09 AM | #4372 |
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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06-13-23, 04:17 AM | #4373 |
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Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
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06-14-23, 05:31 AM | #4374 |
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
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06-14-23, 05:36 AM | #4375 |
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.
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06-15-23, 06:21 AM | #4376 |
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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06-15-23, 08:54 AM | #4377 |
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.” DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.” McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
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06-16-23, 04:51 AM | #4378 |
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.
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06-16-23, 09:33 AM | #4379 |
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What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.
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06-17-23, 04:46 AM | #4380 |
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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