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04-27-23, 01:23 PM | #4261 |
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My wife is so bad at cooking we usually pray after eating our food.
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04-28-23, 05:35 AM | #4262 |
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Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me £5,000 to move out.
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04-28-23, 05:57 AM | #4263 |
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My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”
I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”
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04-29-23, 04:36 AM | #4264 |
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Can’t believe I’ve been banned from Walmart. Apparently when the checkout girl said “strip down facing me” she was talking about my credit card.
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04-29-23, 04:40 AM | #4265 |
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The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.
Me: How many men have you had in total? Wife: Are sure you want to know? Me: Yeh, go on. Wife: 7. Me (after a pause): so I was number 7. Wife: no, you were number 2.
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04-30-23, 05:18 AM | #4266 |
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What flavour ice-cream do electricians like to eat?
Shock-a-lot!
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04-30-23, 05:25 AM | #4267 |
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Psychic wanted: £500,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.
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05-01-23, 05:32 AM | #4268 |
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Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to call Dr Pepper to discuss her health concerns.
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05-01-23, 05:37 AM | #4269 |
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Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions.
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05-01-23, 01:05 PM | #4270 |
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My wife just E-mailed me from her work
"Three women here just had flowers delivered to the office And they were gorgeous!" I replied: That's probably why?
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05-01-23, 01:06 PM | #4271 |
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My wife: How many women have you slept with?
Me: Only you My wife: So I am the only one? Me: Sure, with all the other women we were too busy to sleep.
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05-02-23, 04:44 AM | #4272 |
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My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?
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05-02-23, 04:52 AM | #4273 |
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My doctor told me today that I shouldn’t drink alcohol every day. “That’s fine”, I said, I only drink at night anyway.
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05-03-23, 05:49 AM | #4274 |
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My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.
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05-03-23, 05:51 AM | #4275 |
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Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a drugs test.
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