This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 21

Jimbuna · 03-01-23, 08:46 AM

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Jimbuna · 03-01-23, 02:36 PM

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Jimbuna · 03-02-23, 09:00 AM

There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.

Jimbuna · 03-03-23, 09:27 AM

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Jimbuna · 03-04-23, 07:08 AM

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Jimbuna · 03-05-23, 09:11 AM

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Jimbuna · 03-06-23, 01:02 PM

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Jimbuna · 03-07-23, 10:20 AM

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Jimbuna · 03-08-23, 08:45 AM

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Jimbuna · 03-09-23, 08:31 AM

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Jimbuna · 03-10-23, 08:33 AM

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Jimbuna · 03-11-23, 02:48 PM

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Jimbuna · 03-12-23, 05:53 AM

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Jimbuna · 03-13-23, 01:31 PM

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Jimbuna · 03-14-23, 09:52 AM

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. - coolfunnyquotes.com

03-01-23, 08:46 AM	#301
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-01-23, 02:36 PM	#302
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-02-23, 09:00 AM	#303
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-03-23, 09:27 AM	#304
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-04-23, 07:08 AM	#305
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-05-23, 09:11 AM	#306
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-06-23, 01:02 PM	#307
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-07-23, 10:20 AM	#308
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-08-23, 08:45 AM	#309
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-09-23, 08:31 AM	#310
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-10-23, 08:33 AM	#311
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-11-23, 02:48 PM	#312
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He who laughs last didn't get it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-12-23, 05:53 AM	#313
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-13-23, 01:31 PM	#314
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-14-23, 09:52 AM	#315
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. - coolfunnyquotes.com __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)