Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 59

TarJak · 06-14-08, 07:37 AM

Granted, but since your chamois was too wet it still looks like it needs a wash.

I wish Australia could beat Ireland in the rugby test match tonight.

rifleman13 · 06-14-08, 08:14 AM

Granted, but it all goes horribly wrong... in the manner of hooligan-fueled riot!

I wish there was no censorship in the press, TV, print, the forums, etc.

nikimcbee · 06-14-08, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rifleman13

Granted, but it all goes horribly wrong... in the manner of hooligan-fueled riot!

I wish there was no censorship in the press, TV, print, the forums, etc.

Granted, but you are so desensitized to shocking news, you just don't care anymore.

I wish I could think of another funny use for this picture:

Jimbuna · 06-14-08, 09:28 AM

Granted, but the RSPCA prosecute you immediately afterwards.

I wish water wasn't tasteless and odourless.

Hakahura · 06-14-08, 09:49 AM

Granted, though you now stink of unspeakable things despite having just showered and shaved.

I wish Jim would buy me some Brylcream.

Jimbuna · 06-14-08, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hakahura

Granted, though you now stink of unspeakable things despite having just showered and shaved.

I wish Jim would buy me some Brylcream.

Granted, but I soon realise it's not Brylcreem you need

....but Face Cream

I wish you'd stop posting your work pictures

Raptor1 · 06-14-08, 03:03 PM

Granted, He quit his job, But he's still doing it and posting pics...

I wish I hadn't screwed up that first step (And not any other step besides it)...

TarJak · 06-15-08, 07:04 AM

Granted, but then you read this on the back of the box: "not an actual nuclear weapon" and decided to return it to the shop who would not give you a refund because you had already assembled it.

I wish that wish crush was not so complex.

Raptor1 · 06-15-08, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

I wish that wish crush was not so complex.

Granted, Instead it's as simple as "It blows up and kills you", You die with me

I wish I had more COKE (That's Coca Cola)

rifleman13 · 06-15-08, 10:31 AM

Granted, but as they deliver a pallet of Coca Cola, the forklift operator had a heart attack, causing the coke pallet to crush you to death!

I wish I had a time machine to go back to pre-World War II Manila!

Jimbuna · 06-15-08, 10:38 AM

granted, but you catch a deadly tropical disease that modern science has not yet found a cure for and die a slow and agonising death.

I wish I'd got more presents off my kids today for Fathers Day (UK)

Raptor1 · 06-15-08, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wish I'd got more presents off my kids today for Fathers Day (UK)

Granted, You get nicely a packed bomb

I wish yesterday was tomorrow

Hakahura · 06-15-08, 12:13 PM

Granted, Yesterday is Tommorrow.
And thanks to this temperal paradox the universe implodes into nothingness.

I wish I hadn't imploded the universe with Raptor's wish.

Tango589 · 06-15-08, 02:38 PM

Quote:

I wish I hadn't imploded the universe with Raptor's wish.

Granted, but due to the transperambulation of pseudocosmic antimatter involved with unimploding the universe, time starts running backwards.

I wish I knew what that sci-fi technobabble I typed previously meant.

06-15-08, 06:18 PM

Granted, but now your vastly bigger brain bursts out of your skull and onto your back deck where it is eaten by the neighbor's pit bull.

I wish I had a hot tub.

06-14-08, 09:28 AM	#874
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but the RSPCA prosecute you immediately afterwards. I wish water wasn't tasteless and odourless. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

06-14-08, 09:49 AM	#875
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, though you now stink of unspeakable things despite having just showered and shaved. I wish Jim would buy me some Brylcream. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

06-14-08, 03:03 PM	#877
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, He quit his job, But he's still doing it and posting pics... I wish I hadn't screwed up that first step (And not any other step besides it)... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

06-15-08, 10:38 AM	#881
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	granted, but you catch a deadly tropical disease that modern science has not yet found a cure for and die a slow and agonising death. I wish I'd got more presents off my kids today for Fathers Day (UK) __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

06-15-08, 12:13 PM	#883
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, Yesterday is Tommorrow. And thanks to this temperal paradox the universe implodes into nothingness. I wish I hadn't imploded the universe with Raptor's wish. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

06-14-08, 07:37 AM	#871
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but since your chamois was too wet it still looks like it needs a wash. I wish Australia could beat Ireland in the rugby test match tonight.

06-14-08, 08:14 AM	#872
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it all goes horribly wrong... in the manner of hooligan-fueled riot! I wish there was no censorship in the press, TV, print, the forums, etc.

06-15-08, 07:04 AM	#878
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but then you read this on the back of the box: "not an actual nuclear weapon" and decided to return it to the shop who would not give you a refund because you had already assembled it. I wish that wish crush was not so complex.

06-15-08, 10:31 AM	#880
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but as they deliver a pallet of Coca Cola, the forklift operator had a heart attack, causing the coke pallet to crush you to death! I wish I had a time machine to go back to pre-World War II Manila!

06-15-08, 06:18 PM	#885
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but now your vastly bigger brain bursts out of your skull and onto your back deck where it is eaten by the neighbor's pit bull. I wish I had a hot tub.