Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[rifleman13]

Granted, but it's a supercomputer with Microsoft Vista as its operating system.

I wish I have a perfect day, every day, for all eternity.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by rifleman13

Granted, but it's a supercomputer with Microsoft Vista as its operating system.

I wish I have a perfect day, every day, for all eternity.

Granted, but just like the Twilight zone episode, you get bored quickly.

I wish I could have another plate of nachos.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, it is theoretically possible that you could have a plate of nachos, but you don't.

I wish apples and oranges were compareable.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are now compareable with insects and spiders.

I wish there were 5 quarters in a circle.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, they are now compareable with insects and spiders.

I wish there were 5 quarters in a circle.

Granted, I just inscribed a circle in the dirt and dropped five 25-cent pieces in it, but you can't have them.

I wish Jimbuna couldn't crush my dreams so easily.

[Tango589]

Posted by Tango589 I wish my cats would leave the frogs in the pond alone.

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, they now attack the fish instead.

I wish everyone goodnight.

HA HA! Dream-crush failed! We have no fish in the pond!

@ UnderseaLcpl:

Granted, but even though Jimbuna may struggle slightly to crush dreams, he still succeeds anyway.

I wish the garden flower bed would dig itself over.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Tango589

HA HA! Dream-crush failed! We have no fish in the pond!

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That's because the cats ate them last week

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

HA HA! Dream-crush failed! We have no fish in the pond!

That's because the cats ate them last week

DAMN YOU JIMBUNA!!!!!!

:rotfl:

Well played that man.

Tango589 wrote:

I wish the garden flower bed would dig itself over.

Granted, but it digs itself a hole so big that your home falls into it and is completely destroyed. You discover this returning from your insurance agent where you had just cancelled your "Home falls into hole" coverage.

I wish I was off to see the wizard.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but the Wizard of Oz died a decades ago. Now you are now trapped in the Land of Oz or more formally Oswald State Correctional Facility.

I wish for an artillery barrage on the ridge a few miles down the road from my home.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the resulting landslide destroys your house while the enemy storms your positions

I wish to crush the dream of the next poster

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but stray shells overfly the intended target and hit your house.

I wish sanity was common in tadpoles.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but not in humans

I wish this thread would remain the dominant in the forums (Just passed as the largest in the forum with this post)

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

I wish this thread would remain the dominant in the forums (Just passed as the largest in the forum with this post)

Granted, but then we would overload the storage capacity of the forum server and probably cause another fire depriving us of our forum addiction.

I wish I could get motivated on my thesis.

Granted, but upon completion all of your work is lost forever in the rogue artllery barrage from post #1617.

I wish magic was real.