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Old 07-19-21, 01:01 PM   #1081
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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Old 07-19-21, 04:07 PM   #1082
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Old 07-20-21, 09:33 AM   #1083
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The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
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Old 07-20-21, 12:54 PM   #1084
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Starfish haven't got brains.
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Old 07-20-21, 01:28 PM   #1085
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Starfish haven't got brains.
What about Catfish?
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In 2013, a Chinese father was tired of his unemployed 23-year-old son spending all his time on World of Warcraft. He therefore hired other gamers to virtually assassinate his son's avatar in the game.

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Old 07-20-21, 03:17 PM   #1087
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What about Catfish?
He hasn't seen this yet
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Old 07-21-21, 12:18 PM   #1088
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The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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Old 07-21-21, 12:41 PM   #1089
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So does the uncle!
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In 1940, 14-year-old Fidel Castro sent a letter to US President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
In the letter, he asked the president to send him a $ 10 note, as according to the letter he had never seen one and would like to own one.
In addition, he offered to show Roosevelt one of the largest iron mines in Cuba if there was a shortage of iron to build ships from.
Roosevelt's press office sent a brief reply back to Castro thanking him for his letter, but no banknote was attached.

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Old 07-22-21, 08:27 AM   #1091
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The longest word comprised of one row on the keyboard is: TYPEWRITER
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Old 07-22-21, 08:50 AM   #1092
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What about Catfish?
No brain? That's a no-brainer
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Old 07-22-21, 11:23 AM   #1093
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Default Greetings to my nam dong-mus!

Kim Jung Un has ordered all N. Koreans to only speak unadulterated North Korean; refraining from slang or S. Korean expression. Deviations from N. Korean norms are dangerous poisons to to state ideology. Instead of nam-chin, a shortened S. Korean expression for boyfriend, N. Koreans have been told to use nam dong-mu which translates as male partner...Well, in the interest of global harmony, I hereby salute all my nam dong-mus at
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Old 07-22-21, 12:42 PM   #1094
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You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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Have you tried getting one on the zinc box? The term comes from Middle Low German (1100-1500s), where a 5 'on the dice (sinc) and a 2' (box) meant misfortune.

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