Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 102

Tango589 · 07-22-08, 11:29 AM

Granted, it is so hot the universe spontaneously ignites.

I wish Slim Pickins was fat and Fats Dominoe was slim.

Jimbuna · 07-22-08, 01:03 PM

Granted, now your not sure which one you resemble.

I wish fog was see-through.

Raptor1 · 07-22-08, 01:05 PM

Granted, now regular air blocks your view

I wish the dishes would be smitten by divine retribution so I wouldn't have to do them

TarJak · 07-22-08, 06:29 PM

Granted, however having been smote, you must eat off your floor.

I wish my brother's laptop was faster so I can finish copying these files to it sooner.

07-22-08, 06:30 PM

Too Late to crush Raptor's dream so quickly changing dream-crushing modes:

Granted, your brother's laptop is now so fast that he never lets you use it again... Ever.

I wish we could see pictures of Raptor1 eating spaghetti off the floor.

JALU3 · 07-22-08, 08:02 PM

Your wish is granted . . . however, you are forced to clean it up after he eats it.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich!

rifleman13 · 07-22-08, 08:32 PM

Granted, your body is dumped in cheese and grilled on an open fire then sandwiched between two large pieces of bread. Bon appetite!

I wish for a shiny, new torpedo.

07-23-08, 12:04 AM

Granted, but its propellant is unstable which causes your shiny new torpedo to explode. Too bad you kept it at your residence that then burns down, falls over and sinks into the swamp.

I wish hedge cuttings were valuable.

rifleman13 · 07-23-08, 12:47 AM

Granted, it becomes valuable as gold, but its abundance in nature causes the stock market to crash and a new Great Depression sets in.

I wish I led a successful coup and installed me as dictator for life.

Raptor1 · 07-23-08, 12:56 AM

Granted, but that was a week before you suffered a terrible heart attack and died, I succeed you as dictator-for-life

I wish I had my own private army of 50 fanatically loyal, highly experienced and equipped mechanized and armored divisions

mcf1 · 07-23-08, 01:12 AM

Granted, but they are all made of Bernards.

I wish I had a pack of cigarettes that would never get empty

Task Force · 07-23-08, 01:30 AM

Granted but remember cigarettes cause cancer and youl die of a early death.

I wish we had a better Tv.

Raptor1 · 07-23-08, 01:37 AM

Granted, but since "we" have only 1 TV that means we have to share, and It's my turn!

I wish that Airfield we cratered yesterday had turned into a raging firestorm from hell like I wanted it to...

Jimbuna · 07-23-08, 04:25 AM

Granted, but it took your plane with it.

I wish for an end to cyberspace delinquents.

rifleman13 · 07-23-08, 08:47 AM

Granted! You, jimbuna, are now commissioned as Secretary of the newly created "Dept. of the Detection and Control of Cyberspace Delinquents" or the DDCCD, and remember they are relentless, unstoppable and infinite. And BTW, due to recent budget cuts, you're the only employee of this department and you have to provide your own staff, location and equipment. Good hunting!

I wish EVIL didn't exist in this world of ours...

07-22-08, 11:29 AM	#1516
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,358 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, it is so hot the universe spontaneously ignites. I wish Slim Pickins was fat and Fats Dominoe was slim. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-22-08, 01:03 PM	#1517
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,217 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, now your not sure which one you resemble. I wish fog was see-through. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-22-08, 01:05 PM	#1518
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, now regular air blocks your view I wish the dishes would be smitten by divine retribution so I wouldn't have to do them __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-22-08, 08:02 PM	#1521
JALU3 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: 11SMS 98896 10565 Posts: 756 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Your wish is granted . . . however, you are forced to clean it up after he eats it. I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich! __________________ "The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." -Sloan, Section Thirty-One

07-23-08, 12:56 AM	#1525
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but that was a week before you suffered a terrible heart attack and died, I succeed you as dictator-for-life I wish I had my own private army of 50 fanatically loyal, highly experienced and equipped mechanized and armored divisions __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-22-08, 06:29 PM	#1519
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, however having been smote, you must eat off your floor. I wish my brother's laptop was faster so I can finish copying these files to it sooner.

07-22-08, 06:30 PM	#1520
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Too Late to crush Raptor's dream so quickly changing dream-crushing modes: Granted, your brother's laptop is now so fast that he never lets you use it again... Ever. I wish we could see pictures of Raptor1 eating spaghetti off the floor.

07-22-08, 08:32 PM	#1522
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, your body is dumped in cheese and grilled on an open fire then sandwiched between two large pieces of bread. Bon appetite! I wish for a shiny, new torpedo.

07-23-08, 12:04 AM	#1523
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but its propellant is unstable which causes your shiny new torpedo to explode. Too bad you kept it at your residence that then burns down, falls over and sinks into the swamp. I wish hedge cuttings were valuable.

07-23-08, 12:47 AM	#1524
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, it becomes valuable as gold, but its abundance in nature causes the stock market to crash and a new Great Depression sets in. I wish I led a successful coup and installed me as dictator for life.

07-23-08, 01:12 AM	#1526
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Granted, but they are all made of Bernards. I wish I had a pack of cigarettes that would never get empty

07-23-08, 01:30 AM	#1527
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted but remember cigarettes cause cancer and youl die of a early death. I wish we had a better Tv. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

07-23-08, 01:37 AM	#1528
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but since "we" have only 1 TV that means we have to share, and It's my turn! I wish that Airfield we cratered yesterday had turned into a raging firestorm from hell like I wanted it to... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-23-08, 04:25 AM	#1529
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,217 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but it took your plane with it. I wish for an end to cyberspace delinquents. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-23-08, 08:47 AM	#1530
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted! You, jimbuna, are now commissioned as Secretary of the newly created "Dept. of the Detection and Control of Cyberspace Delinquents" or the DDCCD, and remember they are relentless, unstoppable and infinite. And BTW, due to recent budget cuts, you're the only employee of this department and you have to provide your own staff, location and equipment. Good hunting! I wish EVIL didn't exist in this world of ours...