Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 94

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-22-07, 09:17 PM

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silentrunner · 08-23-07, 12:36 PM

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....errr, WHO IS BERNARD by the way ????

First it was just a name, I used on the first posts on this topic. But now it seems, that everyones using it on their funny photos. (Especially ICBM... I think heÂ´s in love with Bernard

j/k)

Just a fictional sailor, who does everything wrong. Abit of a "simple" guy.

We need someone to piss on, let's say the Forrest Gump of the Kriegsmarine.

RUN BERNARD RUN!! :rotfl:

That kinda remindes me of this daffy duck episode from the war there was a German soldier with a helmat that covered his entire face and kept getting hit on the head with a hammer by the Commander I think his name was Schults.

xxSWxxNinja · 08-23-07, 07:20 PM

silentrunner · 08-24-07, 05:05 PM

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Antonio I was just getting used to Bernard.

StarFox · 08-24-07, 10:25 PM

Bernard brings the boat into port

xxSWxxNinja · 08-25-07, 12:18 PM

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Antonio I was just getting used to Bernard.

Its a mexican ship so i used a mexican equivalent

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-25-07, 12:39 PM

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Antonio I was just getting used to Bernard.

Its a mexican ship so i used a mexican equivalent

like Hanz for the Luftwaffe :rotfl:

mowgli99 · 08-25-07, 09:42 PM

isnt it columbian?:rotfl: :rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 08-26-07, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mowgli99

isnt it columbian?:rotfl: :rotfl:

That would explain how it happened!

mstgnymike · 09-04-07, 10:10 PM

To those of you who find this offensive in anyway...especially if your Jewish i am in know way that sort of person and will remove it if you want that done so...i just thot it would be good for a laugh

Sailor Steve · 09-05-07, 10:53 AM

I'm offended...on behalf of silly people everywhere!:rotfl:

Great shot.

madmike81 · 09-06-07, 04:36 AM

The things you see going through the Kiel Canal.

Way Way Way off course..or maybe the aliens brought it back like they did that ship in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"

Stealth Hunter · 09-08-07, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by StarFox

ROD SERLING:
"Witness Herr Bernard von Stumm-Kopf: a trapped Kriegsmarine sailor lacking the most simple thing any U-boat man needs: motor skills. Bernard shall forever be trapped in his own little world... a world we all know as the Stumm-Kopf Zone..."

*DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-DEI-NEE-NA-NA-BOONTRAAAAA!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOON!!!!*

Spruence M · 09-09-07, 11:02 PM

This winner tried ramming my boat, but got stuck. Then proceeded to catch a high wave and crash into the docks, then explode.

Spruence M · 09-09-07, 11:06 PM

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Tugboat, Taskforce, it could happen

that's what you get when you make Bernard your radio guy :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

08-23-07, 07:20 PM	#1398
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08-24-07, 10:25 PM	#1400
StarFox Engineer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado, USA Posts: 216 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	Bernard brings the boat into port __________________ Devoted fan of the SS United States, America's Flagship! I dream of her second life....

09-04-07, 10:10 PM	#1405
mstgnymike Medic Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Within the Abyss Posts: 163 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	To those of you who find this offensive in anyway...especially if your Jewish i am in know way that sort of person and will remove it if you want that done so...i just thot it would be good for a laugh __________________ "We have met the enemy and they are ours..."-Oliver Hazard Perry "U-77 Creeps at Night in the Depths" U-77,my greatest command sunk May 4, 1945 by destroyer HMS Lamarn (Tribal Class) Based at Wilhelmshaven(2nd Flotilla) 39-41 Based at Brest(2nd Flotilla) 41-43 Based at La Spezia(29th Flotilla) 42-44 Based at Bergen(11th Flotilla) 44-45 (923,675 Tons)

09-05-07, 10:53 AM	#1406
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I'm offended...on behalf of silly people everywhere!:rotfl: Great shot. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-06-07, 04:36 AM	#1407
madmike81 Sparky Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Johnson City TN Posts: 155 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The things you see going through the Kiel Canal. Way Way Way off course..or maybe the aliens brought it back like they did that ship in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" __________________ "We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We're evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go."

08-25-07, 09:42 PM	#1403
mowgli99 Engineer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 215 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	isnt it columbian?:rotfl: :rotfl:

09-09-07, 11:02 PM	#1409
Spruence M Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 14 Meters Posts: 394 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Dunkirk's Finest This winner tried ramming my boat, but got stuck. Then proceeded to catch a high wave and crash into the docks, then explode.