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Old 02-09-09, 07:29 AM   #76
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Oh gawd!
Not Westerwald again?!
"Shouldn't you be nibbling at some young frauleins toes, Letum? Here, have a beer on me, I think we're going to need it. Werewolves, indeed, have you ever heard such nonsense?"

*He ends the piece with a flourish and stands up, brandishing his tankard, he pays at the bar for a glass of beer and plonks it down in front of Letum. He then leans across the table.*

"Personally I think it has more to do with fuel than with fur, and I have told Oberst Chad the same. It wouldn't surprise me if one of those fishermen decided to sneak out a little bit of diesel for their boats..."
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Old 02-09-09, 07:41 AM   #77
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I bet they don't make this much fuss when a local dies on the Eastern Front.
You all have too much spare time.
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Old 02-09-09, 07:50 AM   #78
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Got into the Bar door step, and decided to walk in for a drink,
On a table to the left Oberon was talking to Letum of Werewolves !


" Werewolves " - I thought !

" Maybe , The all thing was in fact strange , back home, Grandfather
was allways teling storys about them "

I would rather prefer a Wolf then a Werewolf...."

Got to the bar tender and asked for a beer, and again my thoughts whent
to my Grandfathers story....Picked the beer payed it and whent into Oberons table...

- Mind if I joyne you guys ?
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Old 02-09-09, 08:01 AM   #79
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"Come Come, Herr JCWolf, sit down."

*Oberon pats the table at where JCWolf is standing.*

"Just be careful what you say out loud here...the walls have ears, as they say..."
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Old 02-09-09, 08:09 AM   #80
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Yeah, I eard the talk that flys around the village,
I am preaty sure that in the end this will meen extra
patrols and watch guards for someone !

But realy, The guy was killed, and someone ....or something
has done it !?

I was just around the corner whem it happend !
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Old 02-09-09, 08:13 AM   #81
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Yeah, I eard the talk that flys around the village,
I am preaty sure that in the end this will meen extra
patrols and watch guards for someone !

But realy, The guy was killed, and someone ....or something
has done it !?

I was just around the corner whem it happend !
*Oberon takes out a flip-pad of paper and a pencil and tries hard to focus on it.*

"Just around the corner, eh? What did you see?"
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Old 02-09-09, 08:14 AM   #82
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*Still unable to sleep, holsters his Luger and goes to the bar*

*Sits down and orders a drink*

Gefreiter Oberon, have your patrols turned up anything yet?
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Old 02-09-09, 08:20 AM   #83
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*Comes stumbling out of the kitchen looking tired and very dissheveled and looks round at the full bar! She screams loud and hurls down the drinks and food at the floor*

Look at the state of the lot of you?! There is a crisis on, and all you can think about... is getting lashed or stuffing your faces!!!

Can you not see I'm on my own here in this stinking inn! I should be in bed now, but I'm too scared to sleep and too tired to deal with all of you!! Has anybody seen Nokia!? No! I'm here all by my lonesome serving, cooking, tidying up... my feet... look at my feet!!

*Everybody looks at the feet*

I've been working here, flat out all day and into the night... and for minimum wage!! When I was working for Kpt. Lehmann as his Navigator I was getting benefits, leave time, and company U-Boat... here... I get a great big helping of nothing with a side order of sod all to go with it!! Its not even my Inn!!! But that stingy get Nokia... who is freaking AWOL... won't take on any other bar staff!

I really need to rest now. Instead of treating me like your servant... here's a better idea... why don't you come up with a plan of some sort to deal with those... those... THINGS!! That doesn't include drinking and eating eh!? Because if a creature of some horrific description shows up here... what are you gonna do? Drink it under the table!?

I think you need a more concrete plan than that!!! Consider this, the bar is closed and it won't be open till morning. Now start acting like men instead of a bunch of drunken students!! Get the hell out there and protect us for Godssakes!!! The Fuhrer would be disgusted!!

*Chases out the men into the night!! Slams door shut complete with closed sign, saying "open tomorrow morning" lock clicks.*
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Old 02-09-09, 08:25 AM   #84
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*Oberon holds his tankard rather disappointedly now empty of beer.*

"Verdammt, now I'm going to have to do some work."

*He over to the fuel tanks with Gemeiners JCWolf and Letum*

"Right, mensch, let's have a look around here, look for broken branches and any signs of someone moving out from the town. Chances are, that it's one of the villagers."

*to himself* "This is just as bad as the bloody Marquis."

"If anyone approaches, ask for ID, if they don't respond, shoot to disable, got that?"
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Old 02-09-09, 08:30 AM   #85
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Yeah, I eard the talk that flys around the village,
I am preaty sure that in the end this will meen extra
patrols and watch guards for someone !

But realy, The guy was killed, and someone ....or something
has done it !?

I was just around the corner whem it happend !
*Oberon takes out a flip-pad of paper and a pencil and tries hard to focus on it.*

"Just around the corner, eh? What did you see?"
It was to far to realy know who was, but saw someone near the
The Fuel Depo. turned my sights for a wile to light up a cigaret
and then eard the all thing that aparently must have been Guz
Screeming...

..."Hey is this guy drunk " I thought and when looked saw another figure
near by Guz on the ground...Was to fast, just when I got close Guz was
,
or what was left of him, on the Floor and blood everywere,

nasty sight !
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Old 02-09-09, 08:35 AM   #86
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*Oberon holds his tankard rather disappointedly now empty of beer.*

"Verdammt, now I'm going to have to do some work."

*He over to the fuel tanks with Gemeiners JCWolf and Letum*

"Right, mensch, let's have a look around here, look for broken branches and any signs of someone moving out from the town. Chances are, that it's one of the villagers."

*to himself* "This is just as bad as the bloody Marquis."

"If anyone approaches, ask for ID, if they don't respond, shoot to disable, got that?"

Ya das ist nicht ein Problem !

I can watch the surroundings mean wile you look near the Fuel tanks...?!
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Old 02-09-09, 08:42 AM   #87
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*Oberon holds his tankard rather disappointedly now empty of beer.*

"Verdammt, now I'm going to have to do some work."

*He over to the fuel tanks with Gemeiners JCWolf and Letum*

"Right, mensch, let's have a look around here, look for broken branches and any signs of someone moving out from the town. Chances are, that it's one of the villagers."

*to himself* "This is just as bad as the bloody Marquis."

"If anyone approaches, ask for ID, if they don't respond, shoot to disable, got that?"

Ya das ist nich ein Problem !

I can watch the surroundings mean wile you look near the Fuel tanks...?!
Ja Wohl.

*Oberon walks off around the fuel tanks, looking at the snow, trying to find any tracks or disturbed undergrowth.*

"Nein, nicht, schiesse. Left it too long. Unless..."

*He looks carefully at the vegetation surrounding the fuel depot and ventures slightly into the forest surrounding the village.*

"Hmmm, nein...I do not like this..."

*He exits and nods at JCWolf and Letum.*

"Ja...I think there ist little more we can do here. Letum, you were on guard last night, get to bed. JCWolf, keep an eye on this area, use the East Tower to cover the fuel tanks, if you spot someone, use the spotlight and sound the alarm. Alles Klar?"
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Old 02-09-09, 08:44 AM   #88
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Kapitanleutnant Jimbuna returns to the boat as darkness is about to fall. The watch suddenly realise who it is walking up the gangplank and snap themselves into a state of alertness.

Jimbuna climbs the conning tower and calls down the voicepipe for Raptor1, Nisgeis and Fincuan.

The three men appear in various states of unreadiness.

"Right!!....you will all be aware of a serious incident ashore earlier in which some old copper was murdered, or should I have said butchered"

The three stared in bewilderment at Jimbuna, probably too scared to acknowledge for fear of being suspected of having had some involvement.

Jimbuna to Raptor 1 "I am reliably informed that repairs to our engine will take some time to expedite and the refurbishment of our eels likewise. It looks like we are going to be stuck here in this Godforsaken hellhole for a while"

Raptor 1 nodded his understanding.

Jimnuna to Fincuan "Show me the guard duty rosta I ordered you to create this morning"

Fincuan handed over a crumpled and stained sheet of paper reminiscent of something someone had used to wipe their backside on earlier.

Jimbuna ran a hawk like eye down the list of names before handing it to Nisgeis saying "Very well, go below with Fincuan and carry out a roll call. I want to know if anyone is unnacounted for. I expect a guard on the flack cannons by the time you return. Shall we say in 10 minutes gentleman?"

Nisgeis and Fincuan snapped to attention and saluted before hurrying off below deck.

Jimbuna lit one of his rollies and stared out at the fog in the direction of the woods wondering to himself why he had this uneasy feeling that something wasn't quite right on the shore side. He turned to Raptor 1 his trusted Chief who had sailed with him since the beginning and said "It looks like I may need you to repair those engines in double quick time if my suspicions are correct Chief"

Raptor 1 replied "You can count on me Herr Buna"

He heard the noise of feet climbing up from within the boat and looked around to see the flack gunners making their way to their weapons.

A few minutes later Raptor 1 and Fincuan returned to give their report.

Raptor 1 "All the men are accounted for sir....apart from one"

Jimbuna "And whom might that be?"

Raptor 1 "Firewall sir"

Jimbuna thought for a moment then said "Right, secure the boat, make sure all hatches are locked tight" and to the flack crew "Lift the gangway and slacken the mooring lines, I want a stretch of water between the boat and the land"

Fincuan cleared his throat in what was an obvious effort to gain Jimbunas attention.

Fincuan "Sir......I did receive a report from our youngest crewman Task Force"

Jimbuna "Well"

Fincuan "He reported that A Very Super Market came aboard earlier whilst he was sleeping, and he swears he felt a slight tugging at his bed clothes. As he awoke he saw him leaving the accomodation area at a fast rate of knots"

Jimbuna "Make a note of it and get a statement from Task Force in the morning".

Jimbuna dismissed Nisgeis and Fincuan then turned to his trusted Chief and said in a hushed voice so that none of the flack gunners could overhear "This is all I need.....stuck with a sub that is immobilised in a Godforsaken place with one missing crewman ashore, a murdering maniac in the woods and a shirtlifter with a preference for young virginal sailors"

Raptor 1 smiled and said "These things happen Jimbo but only in the Wehmacht, never in the Kriegsmarine".

As the two of them started down the conning tower ladder Jimbuna looked back at the flack gunners before closing the hatch and said "Keep your eyes peeled men, anything unusual, wake me, your relief will be up in 4 hours....oh and keep an eye out for each others backs!!"
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Old 02-09-09, 08:50 AM   #89
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*Oberon walks into the barracks and catches A Very Super Market trying to sneak back in.*

"HALT! Oh, it's you. Never mind that, get your backside out on patrol and don't come back until the sun comes up."

*He shakes his head*

"Youngsters, they wouldn't have gotten away with this in France..."
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*Reenters the submarine and wonders what sort of cruel fate would strand him here instead of letting him die honorably at sea, right before attempting to sleep for the last time*
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