Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 43

shegeek72 · 10-13-06, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by horrgakx

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

I recently rediscovered the ship/plane select/fly-around key .

... Really??? I use it all the time, it is documented in the instructions, how could you have missed it?

I'm supposed to read the instructions??

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Sailor Steve · 10-13-06, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

I'm supposed to read the instructions??

Well, you CLAIM to read maps...

Safe-Keeper · 10-13-06, 05:37 PM

[Lost in the Norwegian fjords] There are maps

?

[To crew] Zere'z a map! Fear not, Meine brave Kameraden, zere'z Hope yet!

[And so, after 398 239 episodes, the U-60 escapes the fjords and the 84th season of Gilligan's U-Boat is over]

I never used the command either, I just assumed it did the same as F12 and never bothered to try it.

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Well, you CLAIM to read maps...

Touché

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bookworm_020 · 10-15-06, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

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NICE ONE!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There is only one thing I find strange on this image.

The flag of the of the ship. It's either British or Australian (didn't get a good look).

So the question is, what is Bernard doing on an enemy boat. Maybe the Luftwaffe straped him to one of their planes and droped him near an enemy convoy to try and bring chaos!

I thought about changing the flag, but figured if Bernard is going to screw up he's gonna do it 110%!

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Yes it is an Australian Merchant flag. It became the offical mechant navy flag in 1954, but had been in use from 1901. For more info have a look here.

http://www.ausflag.com.au/flags/ensign.html

Have fun!!

STEED · 10-17-06, 03:33 PM

HunterICX · 10-17-06, 05:36 PM

:rotfl: hahaha good one STeed

almost pissed myself laughing

shegeek72 · 10-17-06, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

I'm supposed to read the instructions??

Well, you CLAIM to read maps...

Where's your sense of humor.

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Steeltrap · 10-17-06, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CybaGirl

I'm quite convinced this is what my crew really thinks of me. Especially when we go into battle at very poor odds

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But the thing is I always manage to bring everyone home safe and sound

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The real fun will start if you ever need to do an emergency surface.....

What result do you think screaming "BLOW" in the control room might have??

:hmm:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Safe-Keeper · 10-22-06, 09:09 AM

Goddamn it!

To my horror, I realized Bernard had infected my poor u-boat!

Luckily and incredibly, when I afterwards loaded up SH3 with SH3 Commander, I get this message: "Bernhard has been transferred to another u-boat". Can you believe my luck?

Neither could I, and it was too good to last. When I started up my next career and told SH3 Commander to make me crew names, I got this:

Will I never have peace? I feel like the victim of a disaster watching footage from the tragedy be played over and over again over a period of years. I try to forget and put it behind me, and BOOM! Tragedy on TV again! Only it's Bernard instead of the WTC or an earthquake or what-the-Heck-not!

Leave me be already! Haunt me no more

!

PS: Is it safe to let Bernard go? Or will it leave a curse on my submarine?

Respenus · 10-22-06, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

PS: Is it safe to let Bernard go? Or will it leave a curse on my submarine?

I'd say let him go. Things can't get any worse!

Biggles · 10-22-06, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

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Originally Posted by horrgakx

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

I recently rediscovered the ship/plane select/fly-around key .

... Really??? I use it all the time, it is documented in the instructions, how could you have missed it?

I'm supposed to read the instructions??

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Pardon, but what key do you press to get that? I've read the manual, don't say anything 'bout it.

spork542 · 10-22-06, 11:38 AM

Amazing that the boat survived through 1944 and 1945. Also, it appears Otto Kretschmer had a long-lost cousin. Who knew?

Safe-Keeper · 10-22-06, 01:12 PM

:rotfl:

The Noob · 10-22-06, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by spork542

Amazing that the boat survived through 1944 and 1945. Also, it appears Otto Kretschmer had a long-lost cousin. Who knew?

LOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!11 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That must have been the best one till jet! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

_Seth_ · 10-22-06, 07:06 PM

Hey, all of your crewmembers are named Bernard...you poor fellow...:rotfl::rotfl:

10-17-06, 03:33 PM	#635
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	__________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-17-06, 05:36 PM	#636
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: hahaha good one STeed almost pissed myself laughing __________________

10-22-06, 09:09 AM	#639
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Goddamn it! To my horror, I realized Bernard had infected my poor u-boat! Luckily and incredibly, when I afterwards loaded up SH3 with SH3 Commander, I get this message: "Bernhard has been transferred to another u-boat". Can you believe my luck? Neither could I, and it was too good to last. When I started up my next career and told SH3 Commander to make me crew names, I got this: Will I never have peace? I feel like the victim of a disaster watching footage from the tragedy be played over and over again over a period of years. I try to forget and put it behind me, and BOOM! Tragedy on TV again! Only it's Bernard instead of the WTC or an earthquake or what-the-Heck-not! Leave me be already! Haunt me no more! PS: Is it safe to let Bernard go? Or will it leave a curse on my submarine? __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

10-22-06, 11:38 AM	#642
spork542 Chief Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 328 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Amazing that the boat survived through 1944 and 1945. Also, it appears Otto Kretschmer had a long-lost cousin. Who knew? __________________

10-22-06, 01:12 PM	#643
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

10-22-06, 07:06 PM	#645
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 93 Uploads: 0	Hey, all of your crewmembers are named Bernard...you poor fellow...:rotfl::rotfl: __________________