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09-18-21, 10:30 AM | #1216 |
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In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
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09-18-21, 10:52 AM | #1217 |
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But how often do you see a Scotsman with a bow and arrow? *ba dump bump*
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09-18-21, 12:28 PM | #1218 |
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No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
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09-18-21, 01:43 PM | #1219 | |
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09-19-21, 08:01 AM | #1220 |
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An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
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09-20-21, 10:19 AM | #1221 |
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Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year.
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09-20-21, 02:57 PM | #1222 |
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Joseph Pujol (1857-1945) was a professional fart comedian who had an impressive sphincter.
He discovered his unique talent when, as a child, he swam underwater, and could feel the cold water seeping up his butt, and when he came ashore again, it ran out of him. When he was in the French army, he entertained by sucking water into his butt and "shooting" it several meters away. He then discovered that he could do something similar with air, and moved to Paris, where he performed at the Moulin Rouge haggling on command. Here he played O Sole Mio and La Marseillaise on a wind instrument and was able to blow light out at several meters distance with his butt. Among others, King Leopold II of Belgium, Sigmund Freud and Prince Edward of Wales had the opportunity to experience the fart. Markus
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09-20-21, 03:55 PM | #1223 |
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According to some contemporary models, it is estimated that to build Stonehenge took 30,000,000 man hours
Damn unions!
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09-21-21, 08:48 AM | #1224 |
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During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance.
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09-21-21, 08:50 AM | #1225 |
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Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.
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odds bodkins ARLO
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09-21-21, 12:52 PM | #1227 |
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Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
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09-22-21, 12:24 PM | #1228 |
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Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
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09-23-21, 12:52 PM | #1229 |
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The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
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09-24-21, 01:08 PM | #1230 |
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A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
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