Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 88

KeptinCranky · 06-13-07, 04:08 PM

what? they didn't give Bernard a diamond edged conning tower? that's just cruel

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 06-15-07, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Not from SHIII, but still....

Just after Bernard's first patrol as commander of his own boat....

"WELL, YOO ZEE THAT I HAD JUZT ORDERED THE CREW TO BLOW ALL
AIR INTO ZHE BALLAST TANKZ... WHO COULD KNOW THAT TIRPITZ WAZ RIGHT ABOVE UZ??"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: great one

Sebbe02 · 06-17-07, 11:58 AM

He was testing a new technique: pierce the hull with your sub...
Who would have tought that Bernard would be the first kamikazesubcommander

Penelope_Grey · 06-22-07, 04:11 PM

Um Bernard, you don't need to be on watch while we are submerged you know!

danurve · 06-28-07, 08:22 AM

U-51 VIIB - Norway Operations - Coastal Patrol

Sighted Enemy Landing Ship - Sank a Truck

Thniper · 06-28-07, 09:17 AM

:rotfl:

@danurve:
Should I call you 'Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman' then?

Before anyone asks, he's the commander of the sub in 'Operation Petticoat', played by Cary Grant.

Sailor Steve · 06-28-07, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Um Bernard, you don't need to be on watch while we are submerged you know!

Yup, that Bernard. He may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but he is certainly dedicated.

danurve · 06-28-07, 11:44 AM

Thniper; Im impressed someone else knows of this movie!

U-104 · 06-28-07, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Um Bernard, you don't need to be on watch while we are submerged you know!

well why are you up there?

Brag · 06-30-07, 01:06 PM

Bernard Drives Home the Attack.

Sailor Steve · 06-30-07, 02:32 PM

He's under attack by a battleship! Those things shoot shell the size of a...2 1/2 ton truck?

danurve · 07-13-07, 12:27 PM

This is why British patrol boats don't need asdic

Up, up and away..

Thniper · 07-13-07, 12:42 PM

@danurve:

Didn't know that GWX implemented kite surfers ... :rotfl:

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 07-13-07, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JU_88

Bernards loyalty to the kriegsmarine has recently come in to question!!!

Whats behind the door????

click!!!

Oh crap it the Three Amgos!!

Stealth Hunter · 07-13-07, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Bernard Drives Home the Attack.

Apparently, depth charges weren't an option...

"Hey, Taegechi! What's going on back there?"

06-22-07, 04:11 PM	#1309
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Um Bernard, you don't need to be on watch while we are submerged you know! __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

06-28-07, 08:22 AM	#1310
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	U-51 VIIB - Norway Operations - Coastal Patrol Sighted Enemy Landing Ship - Sank a Truck __________________

06-28-07, 09:17 AM	#1311
Thniper Planesman Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Niedersachsen, Germany Posts: 186 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: @danurve: Should I call you 'Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman' then? Before anyone asks, he's the commander of the sub in 'Operation Petticoat', played by Cary Grant. __________________ "I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth." ------------------------------- Jonathan Swift, Gulliver's Travels (1726)

06-28-07, 11:44 AM	#1313
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Thniper; Im impressed someone else knows of this movie! __________________

06-30-07, 01:06 PM	#1315
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06-13-07, 04:08 PM	#1306
KeptinCranky Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,050 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	what? they didn't give Bernard a diamond edged conning tower? that's just cruel

06-17-07, 11:58 AM	#1308
Sebbe02 Sailor man Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 44 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	He was testing a new technique: pierce the hull with your sub... Who would have tought that Bernard would be the first kamikazesubcommander

06-30-07, 02:32 PM	#1316
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	He's under attack by a battleship! Those things shoot shell the size of a...2 1/2 ton truck? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-13-07, 12:27 PM	#1317
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	This is why British patrol boats don't need asdic Up, up and away.. __________________

07-13-07, 12:42 PM	#1318
Thniper Planesman Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Niedersachsen, Germany Posts: 186 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 0	@danurve: Didn't know that GWX implemented kite surfers ... :rotfl: __________________ "I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth." ------------------------------- Jonathan Swift, Gulliver's Travels (1726)