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05-21-23, 12:30 AM | #4321 |
Ace of the Deep
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I was at the supermarket and paying for my small purchase in cash.
The total was $4.25 So, I put down a five dollar bill, then a quarter (25 cents). The cashier said, "That's more than what it costs." Me, "I know, but you can just give me a dollar in change." Cashier, "I'll have to check with my manager."" Me, thinking, 'seriously?'. Anyways the manager finally arrived and said, "We cannot accept that. The cash register must accept exact amounts." He gave me my quarter back and 3 other quarters in change. Me, "Riiiiight. Cheerio, dummies."
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05-21-23, 04:09 AM | #4322 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mama is so fat that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking.
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05-21-23, 10:52 AM | #4323 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t get a sun tan she gets crackling.
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05-22-23, 06:16 AM | #4324 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless phone.
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05-22-23, 06:34 AM | #4325 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mum’s so fat that when she steped on the scales it said 1 at a time please
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05-23-23, 06:46 AM | #4326 |
Chief of the Boat
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Pizza Hut has made an official complaint to Buckingham Palace for waisting staff time. Apparantly the Queen and her friend Maya Buttreeks ordered twenty ‘Hot 12″ Mexicans’ but refused to pay on delivery!
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05-23-23, 06:55 AM | #4327 |
Chief of the Boat
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Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?
A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.
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05-23-23, 03:11 PM | #4328 |
Fleet Admiral
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There was one time when a woman decided what to have for dinner
The result was that both of them were kicked out of a garden. Jus' sayin'
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05-24-23, 05:27 AM | #4329 |
Chief of the Boat
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Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?
A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.
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05-24-23, 05:38 AM | #4330 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.
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05-25-23, 03:54 AM | #4331 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mama has one eye and one leg, her name is eyelean.
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05-26-23, 05:48 AM | #4332 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”
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05-26-23, 05:57 AM | #4333 |
Chief of the Boat
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to change the light bulb in her fridge every month.
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05-27-23, 03:23 AM | #4334 |
Chief of the Boat
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Knock knock.
whose there? “Doorbell repair man“
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05-27-23, 03:35 AM | #4335 |
Chief of the Boat
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What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?
Clever dick.
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