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Old 10-25-07, 08:23 PM   #1456
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Old 10-25-07, 10:09 PM   #1457
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Default Bernard misplaces his boat

"Let's see, I know I left it around here somewhere..."

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Old 10-25-07, 10:56 PM   #1458
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Holy Crap! Bernard Got His Hands On The Goddamn Size-o-matic!!

Bernard!!
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Old 10-26-07, 01:08 AM   #1459
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Hans: bernard, i smell fire. you been playing with matches again ?
Bernard: no sir, only helped to start the engine of the merchant sir.
Hans: good, carry on


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Old 10-26-07, 05:18 AM   #1460
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Both pictures:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I never knew Bernard was Uber big and why does the merchant start with a gassy fart.:hmm:
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Old 10-26-07, 03:59 PM   #1461
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Bernard <with both periscopes broken, we can make only a thing: move under the water, use this map, and find the way for our harbor>

Captain <if you're sure.. (d'oh!)>

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[two days after, in the night]
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Bernard <Well, surfaced! Have you see, ser? We are at dock!>

Captain <what harbour is this??>
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Old 10-26-07, 04:17 PM   #1462
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:rotfl:

VonDos, I hope you believe in an afterlife, 'cause I don't think your gonna get much more out of this one!
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Old 10-26-07, 04:45 PM   #1463
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@ VonDos

"Goddammit Bernard..."
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Old 10-26-07, 06:20 PM   #1464
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"Target destroyed, sir!"
"No s**t, Bernard?"
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Old 10-26-07, 06:35 PM   #1465
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:rotfl: There's another great one!

St Peter: "How did you come to die?"

Stealth Hunter: "Well, there I was, minding my own business, when somebody drops this great whopping ship on me! The nerve of some people!"
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Old 10-26-07, 06:36 PM   #1466
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I thought about doing that with a screenshot I had of a plane that rammed into :rotfl: me.

Gravity can be a bitch...



"For the love of God, Bernard, GO LEFT!!"
"Which way?!?"
"Go to the side where your motor skills should sit!"
"What?"
"THE SIDE YOUR SOFT SPOT IS ON!!"
"OKAAY!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF ALMIGHTY GOD!!!!!! MY FLESH!!!!!"

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Old 10-26-07, 06:56 PM   #1467
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:rotfl:
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Old 10-27-07, 04:01 AM   #1468
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Old 10-27-07, 05:52 AM   #1469
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:rotfl:
didnt this one got posted before ?
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Old 10-27-07, 05:13 PM   #1470
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:rotfl:
didnt this one got posted before ?
Yeah, but Ferret-Face is gone.
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