Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 100

JU_88 · 10-29-07, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3Jane

*(Bernard's Airways)

Any chance of this being put into SHIII as a random appearence

I doubt it

but once GWX 1.04 is release Ill happily send you the skin.

5string74 · 10-29-07, 08:24 PM

"Go, ahead, Chief, kiss it....you know you want to....it's OK, you'll feel better."

5string74 · 10-29-07, 08:38 PM

Bernard had no idea, as the sniper drew a bead on him with a laser-guided scope, that the last thing to go through his mind was a projectile from a British Enfield.

5string74 · 10-29-07, 08:53 PM

In spite of the Super-Coil Anti-Sniper and Sock-Drier device he had implanted when they were in dry dock, the sniper still was able to draw a bead on the unsuspecting Bernard.

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bookworm_020 · 10-29-07, 08:57 PM

A bullet could penatrate a skull that thick???

Stealth Hunter · 10-29-07, 09:04 PM

Wouldn't be surprised if it would; the problem is getting it out. We hypothesize that Bernard's head is 3% brain matter and 96% void of damned stupidity and 1% of something we don't know of...

Sailor Steve · 10-30-07, 10:45 AM

Which explains why he can't be killed: his head is a non-critical target!:rotfl:

Kipparikalle · 11-01-07, 02:16 PM

Look who was enlisted to my sub:

"A-A-A-AAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRMM!!!!!!!! BERNARD IN DA BOOT!!!!!!!"
"SCHEISSE!!!! WE ARE ALL ZE DOOMED!!!! ABANDON DA BOOT, WE'RE GOING ZO DIE!!!!"

(I had to paint the text with red cuz otherwise it was hard to see)

I have been reading this thread for a while so I know who Bernard is, unfortunaly.
(This is second time when I get Bernard on my crew)

woo, first post

5string74 · 11-01-07, 02:44 PM

I see that he is a gunner and a medic. Now, when he shoots himself in the foot (happens at least once a mission) he can treat himself as well.

He was in the galley on our boat where he seved up his seafood specialty: "Salmon Ella". (Had to clear the supplies out of the second head due to demand)

Good luck with him, mate. You and your crew will be in my prayers.

5string

Kipparikalle · 11-01-07, 04:29 PM

First patrol went better than expected, we didnt see any ships at sea (maybe because Bernard was in watchtower)
I had to give a medal to the Bernard, just for not killing us all.

Although I just have to mention that when we leaved the port Bernard almost rammed other U-boat, wich avoided us only to end up stuck on the beach.

Tsk! "Long range" My ass!

Man that sub-commander was angry when we came home.

NiclDoe · 11-01-07, 05:30 PM

You spelled his name wrong.

Its Bernard

Kipparikalle · 11-02-07, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NiclDoe

You spelled his name wrong.

Its Bernard

.... I don't see any errors on my post..?

Anyway, Bernard's birthday was today, we tried to prevent him from getting that information, but soon he remembered that by himself.

...And started shooting flares, because he though those were fireworks.
Near a friggin' convoy.

BTW. Anybody knows how old he is? Me and my crew have been trying to figure that out.

Jimbuna · 11-02-07, 04:45 AM

LMAO :rotfl:

NiclDoe · 11-02-07, 06:53 AM

Jk mate and also he invated the RN too becuase of those lights.

5string74 · 11-02-07, 10:12 AM

Make a wish and blow out your life!!

(great picture!:rotfl: )

10-29-07, 08:24 PM	#1487
5string74 Torpedoman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 115 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bernard tries to get chummy with the Chief "Go, ahead, Chief, kiss it....you know you want to....it's OK, you'll feel better."

10-29-07, 08:38 PM	#1488
5string74 Torpedoman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 115 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bernard's last moment on earth Bernard had no idea, as the sniper drew a bead on him with a laser-guided scope, that the last thing to go through his mind was a projectile from a British Enfield.

10-29-07, 08:53 PM	#1489
5string74 Torpedoman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 115 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Alternative caption: In spite of the Super-Coil Anti-Sniper and Sock-Drier device he had implanted when they were in dry dock, the sniper still was able to draw a bead on the unsuspecting Bernard. [/quote]

10-29-07, 08:57 PM	#1490
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	A bullet could penatrate a skull that thick??? __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-30-07, 10:45 AM	#1492
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Which explains why he can't be killed: his head is a non-critical target!:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-29-07, 09:04 PM	#1491
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Wouldn't be surprised if it would; the problem is getting it out. We hypothesize that Bernard's head is 3% brain matter and 96% void of damned stupidity and 1% of something we don't know of...

11-01-07, 02:16 PM	#1493
Kipparikalle Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 579 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Look who was enlisted to my sub: "A-A-A-AAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRMM!!!!!!!! BERNARD IN DA BOOT!!!!!!!" "SCHEISSE!!!! WE ARE ALL ZE DOOMED!!!! ABANDON DA BOOT, WE'RE GOING ZO DIE!!!!" (I had to paint the text with red cuz otherwise it was hard to see) I have been reading this thread for a while so I know who Bernard is, unfortunaly. (This is second time when I get Bernard on my crew) woo, first post

11-01-07, 02:44 PM	#1494
5string74 Torpedoman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 115 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I see that he is a gunner and a medic. Now, when he shoots himself in the foot (happens at least once a mission) he can treat himself as well. He was in the galley on our boat where he seved up his seafood specialty: "Salmon Ella". (Had to clear the supplies out of the second head due to demand) Good luck with him, mate. You and your crew will be in my prayers. 5string

11-01-07, 04:29 PM	#1495
Kipparikalle Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 579 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	First patrol went better than expected, we didnt see any ships at sea (maybe because Bernard was in watchtower) I had to give a medal to the Bernard, just for not killing us all. Although I just have to mention that when we leaved the port Bernard almost rammed other U-boat, wich avoided us only to end up stuck on the beach. Tsk! "Long range" My ass! Man that sub-commander was angry when we came home.

11-01-07, 05:30 PM	#1496
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	You spelled his name wrong. Its Bernard __________________ The Crazy Wolf

11-02-07, 04:45 AM	#1498
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,284 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LMAO :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-02-07, 06:53 AM	#1499
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Jk mate and also he invated the RN too becuase of those lights. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

11-02-07, 10:12 AM	#1500
5string74 Torpedoman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 115 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Make a wish and blow out your life!! (great picture!:rotfl: )