Whac-A-Squirrel - Page 295

Catfish · 05-05-23, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ET2SN

BTW, for anyone else who just noticed that they've always had a pet dinosaur, DO NOT feed a T-Rex #10 cans of Hormel Chili.

What happens, exactly?

Apart of him redoing the garden i had no issues yet

ET2SN · 05-05-23, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

What happens, exactly?

What do you THINK happens?

In this time line, Hormel Chili is still nasty.

Catfish · 05-05-23, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

NASTY BOIZ I didn't see the "OH WHACK" in Catfish's lament or i wouldn't have posted. As long as he's impeding Rockfish no problem!

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ET2SN · 05-05-23, 05:20 PM

Well, something is putting a load on my CPU.
I've had to crank up the output of the fusion generator.

Eichhörnchen · 05-05-23, 05:54 PM

This may not be the first time that W-a-S broke the internet, although moonlight paid me a visit here in Bollock Acher Wood earlier this week and I didn't much like the look of his nuts. Maybe it's something in the fleas

So we'll do away with the usual frenzied finish this time - maybe just put our feet up and wait for one final whack. It'll be worth the wait

In the meantime, for the next 5 minutes or so, here's a little bunny dressed as a soldier

Eichhörnchen · 05-05-23, 05:58 PM

WHACK-A-BOMB

Aktungbby · 05-05-23, 05:58 PM

whack!

ET2SN · 05-05-23, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

This may not be the first time that W-a-S broke the internet, although moonlight paid me a visit here in Bollock Acher Wood earlier this week and I didn't much like the look of his nuts. Maybe it's something in the fleas

So we'll do away with the usual frenzied finish this time - maybe just put our feet up and wait for one final whack. It'll be worth the wait

In the meantime, for the next 5 minutes or so, here's a little bunny dressed as a soldier

I'm whacking bunny, just because he looks too smug.

Catfish · 05-05-23, 06:00 PM

^^ @Aktung Liar

4 minutes are not 5

Eichhörnchen · 05-05-23, 06:00 PM

(I can't believe Aktung managed that lol)

ET2SN · 05-05-23, 06:05 PM

For Eich, wish the better half a Happy Birthday from me, whenever it is.

For 500 bonus points-

Aktungbby cried-

A). Before the ceremony.

B). During the ceremony.

C). After the ceremony.

D). When he handed the check to the caterer.

E). All of the above.

Aktungbby · 05-05-23, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

(I can't believe Aktung managed that lol)

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Originally Posted by ET2SN

Yeah but w/o the 'new posts' I came up with an impromtu monitoring method for the last score And lived up to my birthday post:

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and a recent trip in the dead of night for a minor TIA stroke... I'm shocked I've not done the Big Skidoo at 72! My ambitions now R to make it to my daughter's wedding; beat you guys at WHACK-A-SQUIRRIL ...and outlive Mick Jagger

having danced at my daughter's wedding just last Saturday and held out in this round of W-a-S...Mick jagger will have to wait!

My thanks to Catfish for impeding Rockfish for a thousand points!

He'll probably sue!

Eichhörnchen · 05-06-23, 04:08 AM

SCORES

Aktungbby: 3282

Catfish: 1000

ET2SN: 1800

HW3: 2300

mapuc: 2300

Reece: 2500

Rhodes: 0

Rockstar: 2800

A magnificent victory for Aktung, assured by that astonishing final whack - one of the best I've ever seen!

Well done, Vinny - I'm off to watch the coronation on TV now - and thanks to all you other squirrels for making this a right royal contest

(Any complaints, lawsuits etc I'll deal with tomorrow)

HW3 · 05-06-23, 11:52 AM

Congratulations to the winner Aktungbby!

Buddahaid · 05-06-23, 11:59 AM

King Squirrel!

05-05-23, 05:54 PM	#4415
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	This may not be the first time that W-a-S broke the internet, although moonlight paid me a visit here in Bollock Acher Wood earlier this week and I didn't much like the look of his nuts. Maybe it's something in the fleas So we'll do away with the usual frenzied finish this time - maybe just put our feet up and wait for one final whack. It'll be worth the wait In the meantime, for the next 5 minutes or so, here's a little bunny dressed as a soldier __________________

05-05-23, 05:58 PM	#4416
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	WHACK-A-BOMB __________________

05-05-23, 05:58 PM	#4417
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,886 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	whack! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

05-05-23, 06:00 PM	#4419
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^^ @Aktung Liar 4 minutes are not 5 __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

05-05-23, 06:00 PM	#4420
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	(I can't believe Aktung managed that lol) __________________

05-05-23, 05:20 PM	#4414
ET2SN ET2/SS Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,526 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Well, something is putting a load on my CPU. I've had to crank up the output of the fusion generator.

05-05-23, 06:05 PM	#4421
ET2SN ET2/SS Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,526 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	For Eich, wish the better half a Happy Birthday from me, whenever it is. For 500 bonus points- Aktungbby cried- A). Before the ceremony. B). During the ceremony. C). After the ceremony. D). When he handed the check to the caterer. E). All of the above. Last edited by ET2SN; 05-05-23 at 06:22 PM.

05-06-23, 04:08 AM	#4423
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	SCORES Aktungbby: 3282 Catfish: 1000 ET2SN: 1800 HW3: 2300 mapuc: 2300 Reece: 2500 Rhodes: 0 Rockstar: 2800 A magnificent victory for Aktung, assured by that astonishing final whack - one of the best I've ever seen! Well done, Vinny - I'm off to watch the coronation on TV now - and thanks to all you other squirrels for making this a right royal contest (Any complaints, lawsuits etc I'll deal with tomorrow) __________________ Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 05-07-23 at 04:34 AM.

05-06-23, 11:52 AM	#4424
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,439 Downloads: 453 Uploads: 0	Congratulations to the winner Aktungbby! __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

05-06-23, 11:59 AM	#4425
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 8,561 Downloads: 160 Uploads: 0	King Squirrel! __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie