Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 9

Doolan · 11-12-07, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

I wish I would meet God.

Granted, but I live far away from you and the plane ticket would be incredibly expensive.

I wish I was a sofa.

TarJak · 11-12-07, 08:21 PM

Granted, but why would you want to be tossed out on the street in a scummy neighbourhood in the rain, sleet and snow only to become a home for rats and fleas?

I wish I owned a real Type VIIC U-Boat in mint condition.

bookworm_020 · 11-12-07, 09:28 PM

Granted, but it would be crewed by a pack of Bernard's. They would sink it even before you leave the harbour!

Wish I could dance....

TarJak · 11-12-07, 10:47 PM

Granted, but the red shoes that help you do so won't let you stop or take them off so you dance until your death from exhaustion.

I wish someone would have another go at the One Word Story Game.

Reaves · 11-13-07, 01:15 AM

Granted but i'm about to leave work so i'll have to do it later which could take some time.

I wish I had a funny moustache that I could oil and pretend to be classy.

Jimbuna · 11-13-07, 09:46 AM

Granted, but people who know you wouldn't be able to recognise who you are and you would only get upset when you heard people calling you to yourself.

I wish life was much simpler.

Hakahura · 11-13-07, 02:31 PM

Granted, life is now much simpler. However with a simple life bang goes all that technology. No-one can understand or fix it. Nuclear power stations fail, the world is horribly contaminated and any knowlegde which could fix the situation has been lost. Thanks we are all doomed due to your wish.

I wish my piece of fish didn't always have a bone in it.

Biggles · 11-13-07, 02:58 PM

Granted, next time it'll be the entire leg of a salior that has expired "best before" date by far.....

Wish I nail that big test about politics tomorrow!

bookworm_020 · 11-13-07, 05:18 PM

Granted, but teacher would fail you and you would be suspended when drive nails through your paper into the desk with the hammer you brough along to help you nail the test.

I wish we would stop crushing each others dreams

TarJak · 11-13-07, 07:16 PM

Granted.

I wish my last wish were granted.

Onkel Neal · 11-13-07, 08:50 PM

Granted, except it is no longer your "last" wish, this one was.

I wish scented candles weren't so expensive.

Reaves · 11-13-07, 09:23 PM

Granted but soon scented candles cover peoples houses resulting in frequent house fires which costs the government millions of dollars that is simply passed on to the public resulting in tax rises, lower wages and eventually mass scale economic depression. Thanks Neal!

I wish my car was an Autobot.

bookworm_020 · 11-13-07, 09:26 PM

Granted, but as your car is a Leyland P 76 it transfroms itself into a pile of used parts, but doesn't change back!

I wish the moderators would close this thread

Reaves · 11-13-07, 09:29 PM

Granted but your wish is soon countered with my wish for it to be reopened.

I wish Bookworm didn't want this thread closed.

TarJak · 11-14-07, 02:36 AM

Granted, but then if he didn't someone else was.

Happily my last two wishes came true (does that mean I win this game?), so I wish that someone elses wish can come true too.

11-12-07, 09:28 PM	#123
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it would be crewed by a pack of Bernard's. They would sink it even before you leave the harbour! Wish I could dance.... __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-13-07, 01:15 AM	#125
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted but i'm about to leave work so i'll have to do it later which could take some time. I wish I had a funny moustache that I could oil and pretend to be classy. __________________

11-13-07, 09:46 AM	#126
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but people who know you wouldn't be able to recognise who you are and you would only get upset when you heard people calling you to yourself. I wish life was much simpler. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-13-07, 02:31 PM	#127
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, life is now much simpler. However with a simple life bang goes all that technology. No-one can understand or fix it. Nuclear power stations fail, the world is horribly contaminated and any knowlegde which could fix the situation has been lost. Thanks we are all doomed due to your wish. I wish my piece of fish didn't always have a bone in it. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

11-13-07, 02:58 PM	#128
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Granted, next time it'll be the entire leg of a salior that has expired "best before" date by far..... Wish I nail that big test about politics tomorrow! __________________

11-12-07, 08:21 PM	#122
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but why would you want to be tossed out on the street in a scummy neighbourhood in the rain, sleet and snow only to become a home for rats and fleas? I wish I owned a real Type VIIC U-Boat in mint condition.

11-12-07, 10:47 PM	#124
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but the red shoes that help you do so won't let you stop or take them off so you dance until your death from exhaustion. I wish someone would have another go at the One Word Story Game.

11-13-07, 05:18 PM	#129
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, but teacher would fail you and you would be suspended when drive nails through your paper into the desk with the hammer you brough along to help you nail the test. I wish we would stop crushing each others dreams __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-13-07, 07:16 PM	#130
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted. I wish my last wish were granted.

11-13-07, 08:50 PM	#131
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,284 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	Granted, except it is no longer your "last" wish, this one was. I wish scented candles weren't so expensive. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

11-13-07, 09:23 PM	#132
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted but soon scented candles cover peoples houses resulting in frequent house fires which costs the government millions of dollars that is simply passed on to the public resulting in tax rises, lower wages and eventually mass scale economic depression. Thanks Neal! I wish my car was an Autobot. __________________

11-13-07, 09:26 PM	#133
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, but as your car is a Leyland P 76 it transfroms itself into a pile of used parts, but doesn't change back! I wish the moderators would close this thread __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-13-07, 09:29 PM	#134
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted but your wish is soon countered with my wish for it to be reopened. I wish Bookworm didn't want this thread closed. __________________

11-14-07, 02:36 AM	#135
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but then if he didn't someone else was. Happily my last two wishes came true (does that mean I win this game?), so I wish that someone elses wish can come true too.