Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Schroeder]

Granted, now you get shot down by 12 year-olds.

I wish I knew what all the abbreviations on this forums are standing for.:hmm:

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by Schroeder

I wish I knew what all the abbreviations on this forums are standing for.:hmm:

Granted, SYSKTOTR

I wish I had my very own evil chair, desk, carpet, and flag on the wall for transmitting my demands to the UN

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your based in Iran so take care.

I wish I had a flying carpet.

[TarJak]

Granted, but because you never hoover it it flys out the window and hits Kratos' plane as he sits on the runway waiting for Hunter and Dowly to take off.

I wish I had a way of being in more than one place at a time without getting confused as to where I was and what I was doing.

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by TarJak

I wish I had a way of being in more than one place at a time without getting confused as to where I was and what I was doing.

Granted, But you can't exactly do much after you step on a land mine and your body gets torn apart...

I wish I had my own island in the south pacific from which to plot my evil schemes

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's inhabited by native cannibals...enjoy lunch.

I wish my keyboard would type my thoughts without the need for any physical effort.

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wish my keyboard would type my thoughts without the need for any physical effort.

Granted, But it writes nothing, as you realize you have no thoughts

I wish I had my very own doomsday device to threaten the world with

[JHuschke]

Granted, it was just a toy..it never worked..so the SWAT team just shot you to death!

I wish I had one of those $7,000 Nvidia Biohazard Nuclear Winter PC.
http://www.slizone.com/object/slizon...built_us2.html

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by G00BER

I wish I had one of those $7,000 Nvidia Biohazard Nuclear Winter PC.
http://www.slizone.com/object/slizon...built_us2.html

Granted, But the words Nvidia and PC were lost in the transmission, so you actually got a real Biohazardous Nuclear Winter, And lost $7,000 while you were at it

I wish I didn't suck that much at Il-2 1946

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

I wish I didn't suck that much at Il-2 1946

Granted, you dont suck at it anymore instead you're a complete screw up in IL2

I wish, the oil prices would drop

HunterICX

[TteFAboB]

Granted, Oil is one cent a hundred barrels. The price of Silent Hunter V, on the other hand, has risen by 50000%.

I wish I could read minds.

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by TteFAboB

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, But you can't stop reading minds, you are eventually driven insane

I wish I could alchemically turn ordinary objects to Napalm

[JHuschke]

Granted, you alchemically turned everything into Napalm...so you don't exist anymore.

I wish that I got Windows XP instead of Windows Vista!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's a hoisty copy and the serial key doesn't work.

I wish the British Empire still existed.

[JHuschke]

Granted, but Germany came back with the Luftwaffe and raided them.

I wish StarForce would work on this damn computer!