Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 105

rifleman13 · 07-24-08, 06:49 AM

Granted, now everytime you speak some enforcer comes to collect the "speaking tax."

I wish money is non-existent.

nikimcbee · 07-24-08, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, that wish will cost you a billion dollars.

I wish nickimcbee would get a better job soon.

Granted, but I only get paid 25cents per subsim post.

I wish tarjak's last post would come true.:hmm:

Jimbuna · 07-24-08, 06:51 AM

Granted, love is the only exchange medium of any value now, and your absolutely skint.

I wish fish fingers were real.

nikimcbee · 07-24-08, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Granted, love is the only exchange medium of any value now, and your absolutely skint.

I wish fish fingers were real.

Granted, but it also contains the same by-products as chicken fingers.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted.

Jimbuna · 07-24-08, 08:41 AM

Granted, but that's why you always end up in trouble.

I wish every wish would become a reality.

Raptor1 · 07-24-08, 08:48 AM

Granted, but only after it has been crushed

I wish I had a Maimtron 9000

rifleman13 · 07-24-08, 08:50 AM

Granted, but it is programmed to only maim you!

I wish to live forever and look young and healthy.

Tango589 · 07-24-08, 12:24 PM

Granted, but whilst you may look young and healthy your organs are slowly giving out and as you are going to live forever it is an eternity of pain, suffering and constant gas.

I wish I could get paid a good wage for sitting about drinking tea all day.

Raptor1 · 07-24-08, 12:51 PM

Granted, but it's dangerous experimental explosive tea, can you guess what happens?

I wish I had fuel for my Dream-Crushing Bulldozer

07-24-08, 02:07 PM

Granted, but somebody put sugar in it and your Dream-Crushing Bulldozer becomes a total constructive loss. You are now forced to crush dreams manually but Manuel is not pleased with this so he kicks you to death.

I wish I had a new pitching-wedge.

Platapus · 07-24-08, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Randomizer

I wish I had a new pitching-wedge.

Granted but then you would be ejected from the baseball game.

I wish I had a set of leggos to play with.

UnderseaLcpl · 07-24-08, 06:56 PM

Granted, you can tease and rub oil on a hairy Mexican man's legs.

I wish people would pay me to think.

Jimbuna · 07-24-08, 07:02 PM

Granted. but your pay is comensarate with your true worth and you become a pauper.

I wish I could be truthful with lies.

Kratos · 07-24-08, 07:31 PM

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I wish I could be truthful with lies.

Granted: Then you realise ''like politicians'' you couldn't LIE straight in bed

I wish i could go to sleep!

Stealth Hunter · 07-24-08, 08:02 PM

Granted. You'll get to sleep forever now.

I wish that I had $5 bucks.

07-24-08, 06:51 AM	#1563
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, love is the only exchange medium of any value now, and your absolutely skint. I wish fish fingers were real. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-24-08, 08:41 AM	#1565
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but that's why you always end up in trouble. I wish every wish would become a reality. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-24-08, 08:48 AM	#1566
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but only after it has been crushed I wish I had a Maimtron 9000 __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-24-08, 12:24 PM	#1568
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,358 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Granted, but whilst you may look young and healthy your organs are slowly giving out and as you are going to live forever it is an eternity of pain, suffering and constant gas. I wish I could get paid a good wage for sitting about drinking tea all day. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-24-08, 12:51 PM	#1569
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it's dangerous experimental explosive tea, can you guess what happens? I wish I had fuel for my Dream-Crushing Bulldozer __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-24-08, 06:49 AM	#1561
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, now everytime you speak some enforcer comes to collect the "speaking tax." I wish money is non-existent.

07-24-08, 08:50 AM	#1567
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it is programmed to only maim you! I wish to live forever and look young and healthy.

07-24-08, 02:07 PM	#1570
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but somebody put sugar in it and your Dream-Crushing Bulldozer becomes a total constructive loss. You are now forced to crush dreams manually but Manuel is not pleased with this so he kicks you to death. I wish I had a new pitching-wedge.

07-24-08, 06:56 PM	#1572
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, you can tease and rub oil on a hairy Mexican man's legs. I wish people would pay me to think. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

07-24-08, 07:02 PM	#1573
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted. but your pay is comensarate with your true worth and you become a pauper. I wish I could be truthful with lies. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-24-08, 08:02 PM	#1575
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted. You'll get to sleep forever now. I wish that I had $5 bucks.