The joke thread II - Page 305

Jimbuna · 08-19-23, 05:11 AM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!

Jimbuna · 08-19-23, 01:17 PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

Jeff-Groves · 08-19-23, 01:35 PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wiseo.
Wiseo Who?
Wiseo many Knock Knock Jokes?

Platapus · 08-19-23, 02:25 PM

If quizzes are quizzical.

What are tests?

Jeff-Groves · 08-19-23, 02:47 PM

Is that A Pop quiz?

Jimbuna · 08-20-23, 05:00 AM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

Jimbuna · 08-20-23, 10:57 AM

Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?

Jimbuna · 08-21-23, 07:56 AM

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!

Jimbuna · 08-21-23, 01:34 PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Platapus · 08-21-23, 04:47 PM

When your wife tells you that she will be ready to leave in five minutes, she will.

You don't have to keep reminding her every 15 minutes.

Jimbuna · 08-22-23, 04:44 AM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Jimbuna · 08-22-23, 01:26 PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Platapus · 08-22-23, 03:56 PM

If 666 is evil

Wouldn't the root of all evil be 25.806975801128?

Jimbuna · 08-23-23, 04:35 AM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Platapus · 08-23-23, 03:58 PM

My wife has been missing for a week

The police told me to expect the worst

So I went back to Goodwill and got her stuff back

08-19-23, 05:11 AM	#4561
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-19-23, 01:17 PM	#4562
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you asking so many questions for, just open up! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-19-23, 01:35 PM	#4563
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,322 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wiseo. Wiseo Who? Wiseo many Knock Knock Jokes? __________________ I don't do Stupid. So don't ask.

08-19-23, 02:25 PM	#4564
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,976 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	If quizzes are quizzical. What are tests? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-19-23, 02:47 PM	#4565
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,322 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Is that A Pop quiz? __________________ I don't do Stupid. So don't ask.

08-20-23, 05:00 AM	#4566
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-20-23, 10:57 AM	#4567
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who there? Noah. Noah who? Know a place I can spend the night? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-21-23, 07:56 AM	#4568
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who's there? Onion. Onion who? Onion mark, get set, go! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-21-23, 01:34 PM	#4569
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-21-23, 04:47 PM	#4570
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,976 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	When your wife tells you that she will be ready to leave in five minutes, she will. You don't have to keep reminding her every 15 minutes. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-22-23, 04:44 AM	#4571
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-22-23, 01:26 PM	#4572
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-22-23, 03:56 PM	#4573
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,976 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	If 666 is evil Wouldn't the root of all evil be 25.806975801128? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-23-23, 04:35 AM	#4574
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-23-23, 03:58 PM	#4575
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,976 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	My wife has been missing for a week The police told me to expect the worst So I went back to Goodwill and got her stuff back __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.