Starting a new venture: SUBSIM Coffee Company (April Fool 2022)

[les green01]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

My dad's brutal cowboy coffee hyper caffeine-fix on campouts was also favorite for my Civil War reenactors 14th Tennessee company 3day outings: one full pot of water brought to a boil over the fire; one cup ground french roast beans poured in; two egg shell to settle the grounds; pour into regulation tin cups-serves 10... hardtack biscuit optional! made for a lotta laggerd "Coffee Coolers'' not marchin' into battle! We won't even discuss the long nights 40 years trukkin' or security details using straight-up black java to stay wide---awake & bushy-tailed over the road or on the job; I don't take sugar of cream! ...

all you need is one tablespoon of water good thing about coffee could for dunking hard-tack if all elsefells dunk it in bacon greace

[d@rk51d3]

Was in 2 minds, as to whether I report the OP as spam.

[Rockstar]

Shipping is a bit over the top but what the hell I’m looking forward to getting my beans.

[Commander Wallace]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

U realize U gotta start taking Aricept with yer morning caffeine jolt to remember this a year from now?!! Or, he'll get U again fer sure BBY!

I might do that but forget to take my meds too. My lady calls my a procrastinator. To appease her, I went to the book store and purchased a book called " How not to be procrastinator." As far as I can tell, the book hasn't helped. On the other hand, I have never read it. I put off reading the book and it's sitting in the book case.

[ET2SN]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

one cup ground french roast beans poured in; two egg shell to settle the grounds; pour into regulation tin cups

Something I remembered about boiling a garbage can full of water and coffee ("camp coffee") from back in the WWI and WWII days, they would boil the snot out of the can for something 15-20 minutes then throw a couple of gallons of cold water in to get the grounds to settle on the bottom.

I've never had the chance to try authentic hardtack, so I'll take your word for it.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Reece

Sorry but by the time it got to Australia it would be rather stale, not to mention the freight cost!!

I hope your venture is a success, all the best!!

Originally Posted by Reece

Don't tell me I was sucked in!!

CLASSIC!

[Cy-Fox]

Here's an idea: Barb's Boxcar & Bridge Blowout Blend.

Explosively packed with caffeine, where you'll feel so lucky, you'll think you're Fluckey. Microswitches not included.

[Dammit_Carl!]

May be a joke, but it's a joke I would buy - reminds me to pick up a moka pot this week.

[Sean C]

^ Yeah, I got all excited for a second. "That'll be perfect in my 'tonnage' mug.", I thought to myself.

Oh, well ...

[Onkel Neal]

Thanks to all who responded, hope you enjoyed the 2022 SUBSIM AF prank.

If you have ideas for a good prank, PM me