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04-30-24, 03:21 PM | #5221 |
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How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?
You rocket.
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05-01-24, 09:23 AM | #5222 |
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From an article about a hotel renovation in the Reno Gazette-Journal: “The downstairs, which will be connected to the upstairs by a spiral staircase, will have more meeting space plus food and beverage fatalities.”
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05-01-24, 03:01 PM | #5223 |
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
A shoe.
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05-02-24, 12:27 PM | #5224 |
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A Stanford University professor took his young son with him on a trip across the country. One day after their return, a package was delivered with postage due. Neither the professor nor his wife had the necessary $3, but their son produced it. Surprised, his mother asked how he came to have that much money.
“Well,” he said, “Dad was awfully careless with money on our trip and nearly always left some on the table when we ate. So I just picked it up.”
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05-02-24, 03:04 PM | #5225 |
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Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
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05-03-24, 07:36 AM | #5226 |
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The editor of a Vermont weekly sent to one Hiram Sparks a notice that his subscription had expired. The notice came back with the laconic scrawl: “So’s Hiram.”
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05-04-24, 05:22 AM | #5227 |
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
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05-04-24, 12:14 PM | #5228 |
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“I don’t think I look thirty, do you, dear?” asked the wife.
“No, darling, not now,” her husband replied. “But you used to.”
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05-04-24, 03:10 PM | #5229 |
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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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