The NEW Moulin Rouge

gunter · 04-07-09, 09:54 AM

Torplexed and Gunter were moving the pool table into it's new location when beer went flying all over the MR.

G: "Save the beer!"

T: "It's too late.....it's gone."

G: "Why...Why...?"

Just then there was a knock at the door. Wiping the beer from his face Sailor Steve answers the door. A dark shadowy figure enters the MR: "Is there a KIRK here.

SS: "Kirk... it's for you."

As Kirk walks up to the driver he gives him a long hard look. The driver says: "So your Kirk, eh?"

K: "So your Canadian, eh?"

Driver: "Very funny wise guy." Then the driver leans over and says "John has a long mustache."

Kirk: "Mary needs to shave her armpits."

Driver: "Sign here."

The driver returns with a crate and Kirk starts opening it. As the side falls away, there is another box inside. On the side it says "C.I.A" and "R.G.N.M.R.D.C.D.B.S."

Sailor Steve, Torplexed, and Gunter all at the same time: "The COMPANY!"

Kirk takes a step back: "What.... no that stands for Coyote Inc., Acme. It used to be just Acme, but this Coyote guy won a lawsuit over not being able to control a rocket backpack/skate combo he was using to chase a road runner."

CS: "Kirk, what is R.G.N.M.R.D.C.D.B.S. ?"

Kirk: "It stands for Radar Guided Never Miss the Red Dot in the Center Dart Board System. I thought we could pick up some change with the rigged dart games."

Chad · 04-10-09, 05:10 PM

Lo'! pass me a Dr Pepper!

I'm not legal till another 2 months

Meanwhile let me take up my place at the piano

Capt Squid · 04-12-09, 02:38 PM

You sure you're up to playing this? Sweet Georgia Brown

Chad · 04-12-09, 08:22 PM

Sure, no problem..

*Takes a drink from his Dr. Pepper in a shot glass*

"Alright, this one goes out for all our active sailors across the 7 seas," Chad announces and begins to play away.

Capt Squid · 04-13-09, 11:36 PM

Just don't EVER play Those Endearing Young Charms.

Admiral8Q · 04-18-09, 10:34 PM

It's grand, what a chance to get a peep at the creachers of the deep

Capt Squid · 04-19-09, 08:01 PM

Unbeknownst to G/K Worldwide, the vacant lot across the boulevard from the Moulin Rouge had been quietly purchased through cutouts by OCGM Enterprises, LLC.

Groundbreaking ceremonies were curtailed, remembering what happened the last few times. However, over at OCGM, a private ceremony, using a planter in the boardroom, was held. The three partners used small silver trowels and, with numerous photo ops, turned over the soil in the planter. The plans had long been in the works; every possibile contingency had been worked out.

This time, they would succeed!

04-10-09, 05:10 PM	#2
Chad ACE Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,274 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Lo'! pass me a Dr Pepper! I'm not legal till another 2 months Meanwhile let me take up my place at the piano __________________

04-12-09, 08:22 PM	#4
Chad ACE Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,274 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Sure, no problem.. Takes a drink from his Dr. Pepper in a shot glass "Alright, this one goes out for all our active sailors across the 7 seas," Chad announces and begins to play away. __________________

04-18-09, 10:34 PM	#6
Admiral8Q Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada Posts: 1,080 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	It's grand, what a chance to get a peep at the creachers of the deep __________________

04-19-09, 08:01 PM	#7
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Return of Starchucks Unbeknownst to G/K Worldwide, the vacant lot across the boulevard from the Moulin Rouge had been quietly purchased through cutouts by OCGM Enterprises, LLC. Groundbreaking ceremonies were curtailed, remembering what happened the last few times. However, over at OCGM, a private ceremony, using a planter in the boardroom, was held. The three partners used small silver trowels and, with numerous photo ops, turned over the soil in the planter. The plans had long been in the works; every possibile contingency had been worked out. This time, they would succeed!

04-07-09, 09:54 AM	#1
gunter Sub Club Alum Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 22 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Torplexed and Gunter were moving the pool table into it's new location when beer went flying all over the MR. G: "Save the beer!" T: "It's too late.....it's gone." G: "Why...Why...?" Just then there was a knock at the door. Wiping the beer from his face Sailor Steve answers the door. A dark shadowy figure enters the MR: "Is there a KIRK here. SS: "Kirk... it's for you." As Kirk walks up to the driver he gives him a long hard look. The driver says: "So your Kirk, eh?" K: "So your Canadian, eh?" Driver: "Very funny wise guy." Then the driver leans over and says "John has a long mustache." Kirk: "Mary needs to shave her armpits." Driver: "Sign here." The driver returns with a crate and Kirk starts opening it. As the side falls away, there is another box inside. On the side it says "C.I.A" and "R.G.N.M.R.D.C.D.B.S." Sailor Steve, Torplexed, and Gunter all at the same time: "The COMPANY!" Kirk takes a step back: "What.... no that stands for Coyote Inc., Acme. It used to be just Acme, but this Coyote guy won a lawsuit over not being able to control a rocket backpack/skate combo he was using to chase a road runner." CS: "Kirk, what is R.G.N.M.R.D.C.D.B.S. ?" Kirk: "It stands for Radar Guided Never Miss the Red Dot in the Center Dart Board System. I thought we could pick up some change with the rigged dart games."

04-12-09, 02:38 PM	#3
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	You sure you're up to playing this? Sweet Georgia Brown

04-13-09, 11:36 PM	#5
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Just don't EVER play Those Endearing Young Charms.