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05-15-23, 06:12 AM | #4306 |
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What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
Cha Ching !
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05-16-23, 04:17 AM | #4307 |
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Two birds were sitting on a tree and one looked at the other and said, ‘Dam today really FLEW by’.
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05-16-23, 05:06 AM | #4308 |
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Prince Harry has heroically volunteered to destroy a cannabis field in Afghanistan. The mission will last over 2 weeks and Harry has requested additional food supplies to be made available.
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05-17-23, 05:41 AM | #4309 |
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Yo Mama is so fat.. she’s got more Chins than a Chinese telephone directory!
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05-17-23, 05:41 AM | #4310 |
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My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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05-17-23, 10:46 AM | #4311 |
Starte das Auto
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Abe Lincoln's wife: "Honestly, would it kill you to take me to a show now & then?"
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05-17-23, 11:40 AM | #4312 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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...to which he responded humorously:"...only if you don't hang on me so ...you sockdologising ol' mantrap."
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05-17-23, 12:16 PM | #4313 |
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Yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something spongebob smokes.
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05-18-23, 05:52 AM | #4314 |
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My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.
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05-18-23, 05:54 AM | #4315 |
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Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.
I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!
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05-19-23, 12:53 PM | #4316 |
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Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.
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05-19-23, 12:59 PM | #4317 |
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What do dating and driving have in common?
They both involve being chased by the police if you go too fast.
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05-20-23, 07:16 AM | #4318 |
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What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?
They grow taller.
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05-20-23, 07:16 AM | #4319 |
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What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip.
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05-20-23, 03:27 PM | #4320 |
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I was out with my 19 year old girlfriend and people were yelling and calling me a pedophile.
It not only upset me, buy really ruined our 10th anniversary celebration.
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