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08-14-23, 05:51 AM | #4546 |
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What is the difference between a cat that took a nap on the Xerox machine and a cat that imitates everything you do?
One is a cat copy, and the other is a copy cat.
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08-14-23, 03:17 PM | #4547 |
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I went to my doctor for a prostrate exam.
He gave me the thumbs up.
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08-15-23, 05:31 AM | #4548 |
Chief of the Boat
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Why is a snake difficult to fool?
You can’t pull its leg!
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08-15-23, 12:58 PM | #4549 |
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What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?
None, they have bear feet!
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08-15-23, 05:57 PM | #4550 |
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I can't find the words that express how bugged I get by people who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology\
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08-16-23, 05:16 AM | #4551 |
Chief of the Boat
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What fish only swims at night?
Starfish!
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08-16-23, 01:15 PM | #4552 |
Chief of the Boat
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
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08-16-23, 03:47 PM | #4553 |
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I have not talked to my wife in 10 years
I didn't want to interrupt her.
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08-17-23, 05:44 AM | #4554 |
Chief of the Boat
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your family coming home?
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08-17-23, 07:44 AM | #4555 |
Chief of the Boat
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
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08-17-23, 12:37 PM | #4556 |
Village Idiot
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What's the proper pronoun for a chocolate bar?
Hershey.
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08-17-23, 05:10 PM | #4557 |
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What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
Candy Baaa
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08-18-23, 07:04 AM | #4558 |
Chief of the Boat
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked!
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08-18-23, 07:47 AM | #4559 |
Chief of the Boat
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
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08-18-23, 03:22 PM | #4560 |
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My wife: You are my umbrella
Me: Awe that's sweet. Is it because I protect you? My wife: No. Because when I am near you, I never get wet Me:
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