The joke thread II - Page 301

Platapus · 07-30-23, 08:37 AM

Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work.

This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job.

Jimbuna · 07-30-23, 12:15 PM

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.

Jimbuna · 07-31-23, 06:18 AM

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.

Jimbuna · 07-31-23, 06:34 AM

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

Platapus · 07-31-23, 05:22 PM

The Royal Family is going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like!
Just putting the feeler out.

Jimbuna · 08-01-23, 03:36 AM

How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

Jimbuna · 08-01-23, 03:37 AM

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Platapus · 08-01-23, 03:05 PM

I visited a zoo only to find out it had only one animal in it and it was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

Jimbuna · 08-02-23, 03:38 AM

Rest in peace to boiling water.
You will be mist.

Platapus · 08-02-23, 04:17 PM

What do the Royal Family and Probability math equations have in common?

They are not important and nobody cares about them.

Jimbuna · 08-03-23, 06:10 AM

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.

Jimbuna · 08-03-23, 09:43 AM

I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.

Platapus · 08-03-23, 05:16 PM

I decided to invest in Stocks

Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable

If I am lucky enough, I might become a bouillonaire

Jimbuna · 08-04-23, 06:18 AM

Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.

Jimbuna · 08-04-23, 07:41 AM

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay. He woke up.

07-30-23, 08:37 AM	#4501
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,965 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work. This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

07-30-23, 12:15 PM	#4502
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-31-23, 06:18 AM	#4503
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-31-23, 06:34 AM	#4504
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-31-23, 05:22 PM	#4505
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,965 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The Royal Family is going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like! Just putting the feeler out. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-01-23, 03:36 AM	#4506
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-01-23, 03:37 AM	#4507
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-01-23, 03:05 PM	#4508
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,965 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I visited a zoo only to find out it had only one animal in it and it was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-02-23, 03:38 AM	#4509
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Rest in peace to boiling water. You will be mist. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-02-23, 04:17 PM	#4510
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,965 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What do the Royal Family and Probability math equations have in common? They are not important and nobody cares about them. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-03-23, 06:10 AM	#4511
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-03-23, 09:43 AM	#4512
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-03-23, 05:16 PM	#4513
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,965 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I decided to invest in Stocks Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable If I am lucky enough, I might become a bouillonaire __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-04-23, 06:18 AM	#4514
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-04-23, 07:41 AM	#4515
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)