Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 19

07-05-06, 11:45 AM

It's not about religion, it's about socially acceptable language. If people didn't delight in being naughty it would never come up.

Sir Big Jugs · 07-05-06, 12:20 PM

Drebbel did

UnterSeeTub did

C'Mon! It's a FUNNY thread!!!

Don't you ever say "dammit" goddammit" or "verdammt"?

Don't you ever say things like "Bloody Hell" or "f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?

Dowly · 07-05-06, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Brewster Pilot

"f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?

-"How many f*cks is that??"
-"Alot"

spork542 · 07-05-06, 08:53 PM

This is a photograph taken aboard U-607 while most of the crew was drunk.

And Herr Kaleun was wondering why Bernard was not plotting accurately...

At the same time, on U-504, medical conditions were growing worse and worse every day due to a strange and unheard of sickness occurring. After the twenty-seventh day at sea, this abomination was sighted in the control room.

Dowly · 07-06-06, 03:07 AM

Good ones!! :rotfl::rotfl:

I´m surprised that even the 'new' guys know who Bernard is.

HunterICX · 07-06-06, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Brewster Pilot

Drebbel did

UnterSeeTub did

C'Mon! It's a FUNNY thread!!!

Don't you ever say "dammit" goddammit" or "verdammt"?

Don't you ever say things like "Bloody Hell" or "f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?

Goddammit? I say that all the Time when I get a Good DC hit,
like when I get a full blow , and the lights go off in my Commander room and things start to spray water and steam i,m like

''God Dammit! Now What!'' I check my Sub in the Crewmanagement, and then I,m like ''Holy ****!!!'' I,m pretty much F*cked up. and when my Sub is beeing pulled down by the flooding I'm like Comon I know this Bitch can have more than this comoooooon Repair and pull up! comon YES!!! I,m alright...Pfew...

*WASSERBOM!* BANG!!!!

*dramatic music plays with Game over screen*

Me: WeEEeEeEeEeEee NOT FAIR!!!!:rotfl: I just love to talk to my digital crewmembers

07-06-06, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewster Pilot

Drebbel did

UnterSeeTub did

C'Mon! It's a FUNNY thread!!!

Don't you ever say "dammit" goddammit" or "verdammt"?

Don't you ever say things like "Bloody Hell" or "f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck"?

I was a sailor; what do you think?

Still, it's a public board and out of respect for some of the very young people who sometimes come here the so-called adults should try acting a little more...adult. Respect for others is something we all need to learn over again.

Saukko · 07-10-06, 09:48 AM

Sir Big Jugs · 07-10-06, 09:59 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jager Kapitan · 07-10-06, 01:11 PM

ok, let me see if i can do this correctly
apparently, one of my men think I talk too much

bookworm_020 · 07-10-06, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jager Kapitan

ok, let me see if i can do this correctly
apparently, one of my men think I talk too much

Don't blame him for his actions, he was a librarian before the war. He's just displaying tha international symbol of Library staff, the SHhhhhh finger.

tbarak · 07-11-06, 02:29 AM

Well all I can is that finally the world has seen the greatness of this thread and bestowed upon it the vaunted status of sticky. To my fellow artisans and SH3 humourists, contratulations for taking your rightful place in such a presigous place within this fine forum.

STEED · 07-11-06, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbarak

Well all I can is that finally the world has seen the greatness of this thread and bestowed upon it the vaunted status of sticky. To my fellow artisans and SH3 humourists, contratulations for taking your rightful place in such a presigous place within this fine forum.

Give that man a drink.

Sir Big Jugs · 07-11-06, 01:52 PM

My watch officer ALWAYS brushes his teeth as you can see. . .

Theta Sigma · 07-11-06, 03:05 PM

That may be the funniest so far.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaffer4

( SH3 will run on an MX card... with obviously less than stellar results....

)

"Perhaps one day Herr Kalooooon will get us REAL binoculars!"

"Will we ever see the sea again, Herr Kaleun?"

LOL, I tried SH3 on a MX4000, and not only got the same results, I got some yellow/orange thing that looked like a floating monster a few hundred yars away. It reminded me of the rainbow effect on the USS Eldridge from The Philadelphia Experiment movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaffer4

Incase you all wanted to see an unrendered sea... I am in the process of getting a *real video card...

That yellow blob is close.

07-05-06, 12:20 PM	#272
Sir Big Jugs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 895 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Drebbel did UnterSeeTub did C'Mon! It's a FUNNY thread!!! Don't you ever say "dammit" goddammit" or "verdammt"? Don't you ever say things like "Bloody Hell" or "fckfckfckfckf*ck"? __________________

07-10-06, 09:59 AM	#279
Sir Big Jugs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 895 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________

07-11-06, 01:52 PM	#284
Sir Big Jugs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 895 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	My watch officer ALWAYS brushes his teeth as you can see. . . __________________

07-05-06, 11:45 AM	#271
Sailor Steve Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	It's not about religion, it's about socially acceptable language. If people didn't delight in being naughty it would never come up.

07-05-06, 08:53 PM	#274
spork542 Chief Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 328 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	This is a photograph taken aboard U-607 while most of the crew was drunk. And Herr Kaleun was wondering why Bernard was not plotting accurately... At the same time, on U-504, medical conditions were growing worse and worse every day due to a strange and unheard of sickness occurring. After the twenty-seventh day at sea, this abomination was sighted in the control room.

07-06-06, 03:07 AM	#275
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,005 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Good ones!! :rotfl::rotfl: I´m surprised that even the 'new' guys know who Bernard is.

07-10-06, 09:48 AM	#278
Saukko Electrician's Mate Join Date: May 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 136 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0

07-10-06, 01:11 PM	#280
Jager Kapitan Seaman Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 32 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	ok, let me see if i can do this correctly apparently, one of my men think I talk too much

07-11-06, 02:29 AM	#282
tbarak Sparky Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 151 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well all I can is that finally the world has seen the greatness of this thread and bestowed upon it the vaunted status of sticky. To my fellow artisans and SH3 humourists, contratulations for taking your rightful place in such a presigous place within this fine forum.