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03-25-21, 10:23 AM | #556 |
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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03-25-21, 11:51 AM | #557 |
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Now THAT'S something to write home about!
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03-25-21, 05:38 PM | #558 |
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When Queen Elizabeth paid a royal visit to the set of Game of Thrones in Northern Ireland, she refused to sit on the Iron Throne for legal reasons.
Apparently the Queen of England is not allowed to sit on a foreign throne.
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03-25-21, 08:34 PM | #559 | |
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Can someone explain to me then what hell the Queen has to do to drop a deuce if she can't sit on the throne in a foreign country?
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03-26-21, 02:09 PM | #560 |
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It’s possible to turn peanut butter into diamonds.
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03-27-21, 11:59 AM | #561 |
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On the average, South Koreans are 4 centimeters taller than North Koreans
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03-27-21, 02:30 PM | #562 |
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Dragonflies have six legs but can’t walk.
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03-27-21, 05:11 PM | #563 |
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A survey of funeral directors by Co-operative Funeralcare found that the most requested song to play at funerals in the United Kingdom is "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python from their irreverent comedy classic Life of Brian.
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03-27-21, 09:35 PM | #564 |
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USAF EAM code name 'Skybird' means: 'Alert all bombers aloft'.
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03-28-21, 10:15 AM | #565 |
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If I go before the wife I've requested the Elvis song 'Always On My Mind'
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03-28-21, 12:01 PM | #566 |
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Elvis's "In My Way" is nearer the mark!
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03-29-21, 04:09 AM | #567 |
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Linda Lou Taylor of Indiana holds the Guinness World Record for the most married person. She’s been married 23 times.
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03-29-21, 06:46 AM | #568 |
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The most successful pirate in the world was a woman
The 19th-century Chinese pirate Ching Shih widow of fearsome pirate Cheng I, became a hugely successful pirate in her own right, succeeding her husband and eventually commanding more than 1,800 pirate ships and 80,000 men.
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03-29-21, 07:21 AM | #569 |
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^ Are you sure you do not mistake her with Queen Elizabeth
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03-29-21, 07:58 AM | #570 |
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At 1:22pm on July 7, 1865, Mary Surratt became the first woman ever to be executed by the United States government.
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