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11-11-23, 09:26 PM | #4771 |
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I cooked, for my wife, a nice rare steak.
She said "I like it well done" I said "Why thank you, I appreciate that"
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11-12-23, 04:54 AM | #4772 |
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What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
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11-12-23, 11:54 AM | #4773 |
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What part of a computer is the most busy?
The keyboard. So busy it has two shifts
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11-12-23, 12:34 PM | #4774 |
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What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
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11-13-23, 01:12 PM | #4775 |
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What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
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11-13-23, 04:39 PM | #4776 |
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at our local school?
It's OK. He woke up
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11-14-23, 05:48 AM | #4777 |
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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
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11-14-23, 04:44 PM | #4778 |
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If you see someone shoplifting at an Apple Store, does that make you an... iWitness?
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11-15-23, 04:02 AM | #4779 |
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
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11-15-23, 05:21 AM | #4780 |
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Youth is when you are allowed to stay up until midnight on New Year's Eve
Middle age is when you are forced to
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11-15-23, 07:48 AM | #4781 |
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What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
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11-15-23, 07:51 AM | #4782 |
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What looks like half of a cat?
The other half of the cat
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11-15-23, 09:00 AM | #4783 |
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What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
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11-15-23, 01:08 PM | #4784 |
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What is a cat's favorite fictional novel?
The Great Catsby
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11-15-23, 01:31 PM | #4785 |
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What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
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