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Old 12-02-07, 08:02 AM   #226
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Granted. first on the list is a keyboard thats types the letters you meant to spell when your drunk

i wish i had a better messerschmitt than Dowly
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Old 12-02-07, 08:33 AM   #227
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Granted, but you'd soon lose all your money repairing it after all them "landings I can walk away from".

I wish human cloning was possible and legal, so I could wish Keira Knightley from Santa and actually have a change of getting it!
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Old 12-02-07, 08:49 AM   #228
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Granted.. I'll send it by mail order.YOU have to blow it up yourself mind!! !!

I wish xmas was over..
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Old 12-02-07, 10:10 AM   #229
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Granted, but you become known as the modern day ebenezer scrooge and an outcast in your home town.

I wish dark rum was as cheap as pop.
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Old 12-02-07, 10:25 AM   #230
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Granted! Overnight, due to an unexpected glut in the world Rum reserves, the price of dark rum plummets to a record low. The world, always ready for a smoking deal, immediately switches from Pepsi to Bacardi and now we have a planet full of drunks...

I wish people of all races, creeds and nationalities would just get along...
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Old 12-02-07, 11:43 AM   #231
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Granted, every single person on this planet joins up in friendship against you. They will get along for as long as you last, which shouldn't be very much, unfortunately.

I wish every airfleet from every airline had nothing but Concordes.
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Old 12-02-07, 11:56 AM   #232
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Granted, but then every passenger would receive almost twice the flux of extra-terrestrial ionising radiation and that means that before long everyone would be glowing in the dark and you'd never get any sleep.

I wish I wasn't so good looking.
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Old 12-02-07, 01:43 PM   #233
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Granted, but you look like this:



I wish that I had another McDonald's sweet-tea.
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Old 12-02-07, 02:46 PM   #234
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Ganted but you will drink all the tea they have and will have no money left.
I wish that in the US we had 4 feet of snow everywhere.
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Old 12-02-07, 03:11 PM   #235
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Granted, it would be easier walking on four feet instead of two, but then, in the summertime, when everyones feet made of snow melted, they'd have to crawl on their bellies and you'd have all these slime trails everywhere.

I wish I had Ozzy Osbourne's bat coat.
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Old 12-02-07, 08:14 PM   #236
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Granted, it would be easier walking on four feet instead of two, but then, in the summertime, when everyones feet made of snow melted, they'd have to crawl on their bellies and you'd have all these slime trails everywhere.

I wish I had Ozzy Osbourne's bat coat.
Granted but then you discover you are allergic to bat skin and die a horrible bloated anaphylactic shock death.

I wish my wife looked like Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Old 12-02-07, 08:32 PM   #237
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Granted, but then every masked swordsman in the world would be trying to pop her corset with his blade.

I wish Catherine Zeta-Jones would call me more often.
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Old 12-02-07, 09:45 PM   #238
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Granted! She does! But what she calls you can't be repeated here due to the forum rules...

I wish the Smurfs would make a comeback.
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Old 12-02-07, 11:04 PM   #239
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Granted, but Gargamel gets to capture them all this time as the the smurfs have been given a darker look to compete with other cartoons, no more happy ends and the smurfs are all found to be in the illegal drug trade growing magic mushrooms.

I whish I had my credit card debts cleared every month without me having to pay anything.
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Old 12-03-07, 01:04 AM   #240
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Granted, but that's called embezellment and you get 3 years in jail.

I wish I had ninja skills.
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