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12-03-07, 03:43 AM | #241 |
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Granted, but because of your obesity (and I have the photo) , You lose your balance whilst trying to enter your targets apartment on the 22nd floor balcony and fall/bounce to your death.
I wish I was the next king of England.
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12-03-07, 03:46 AM | #242 |
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Granted, but as soon as the people hear YOU will be the next King, they flee Britain in panic and you are left alone.
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12-03-07, 05:50 AM | #243 |
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Granted, but it's definitely not worth being ass-raped 8 times a day by Mr. Hefner. Remember to wish for a female genitalia next time.
I wish I could choke people using The Force like Darth Vader.
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12-03-07, 08:52 AM | #244 |
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Granted. But then one morning while shaving very carefully around your Adam's Apple, there's a flux in the Force. You die a slow and painful death as you strangle yourself while watching it all in real time in the bathroom mirror.
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12-03-07, 08:56 AM | #245 |
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Granted! Your not.
I wish they would make a "Made for TV" mini-series that was actually worth watching...
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12-03-07, 09:33 AM | #246 |
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Granted. The mini-series, based on my life, will be out next Fall.
I wish Catherine Zeta-Jones didn't find me so irresistable. |
12-03-07, 02:07 PM | #247 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, she has now had both her cataracts removed and now realises how ugly you are.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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12-03-07, 02:11 PM | #248 |
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Granted, but you'd find yourself bumping to walls which you cant see, causing a brain damage and you end up like grandpa Simpson.
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12-03-07, 04:18 PM | #249 |
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Granted, but that would mean you were as intelligent as Neal and people would become extremely concerned as to why a ferret (without a voice ) was in charge of SS.
I wish England would win the World Cup again.
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12-03-07, 04:27 PM | #250 |
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Granted. England win the World Cup again. However Football commentators repeatedly mention 1966 and 2010 in the same breath giving the Scot's yet another reason to moan about the Ba****d English.
I wish my heating was working.
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12-03-07, 06:01 PM | #251 |
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Granted but it will over work and lead you to die after a month.
I wish Dowly could speak over TS becuase he can not be heard.
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12-04-07, 06:46 AM | #252 |
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Granted, he's no longer ashamed of his squeaky voice and speaks out to the whole world. My ears! My ears!
I wish the world would not end in 2012.
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12-04-07, 06:53 AM | #253 |
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Granted but it will end at whatever time i choose and i have not came up with the date.
I wish GWX 2.0 was out.
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12-04-07, 07:27 AM | #254 |
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granted.then you only start wishing for other things you cant have.
I wish NiclDoe was as quiet as Dowly on T.S. :rotfl: |
12-04-07, 03:44 PM | #255 |
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Granted but then your mic will be broken and you will have to be quiet as me!
I wish That IL2 AI will be harder then they are.
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