SUBSIM Radio Room Forums



SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997

Go Back   SUBSIM Radio Room Forums > Special Projects > Subsim Events & Activities
Forget password? Reset here

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-23-07, 09:58 PM   #181
mookiemookie
Navy Seal
 
mookiemookie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 9,404
Downloads: 105
Uploads: 1
Default

Granted, but we're meeting on the moon and you don't have the money for space tourism.

I wish I could take a a Fleet Boat out for an afternoon.
__________________
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.
mookiemookie is offline  
Old 11-23-07, 10:05 PM   #182
Stealth Hunter
Silent Hunter
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Y'ha-Nthlei
Posts: 4,262
Downloads: 19
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted, but you sink off the coast of Antarctica, and you freeze to death in the ocean.

I wish that I had legally acquired a billion dollars from a lawsuit.
Stealth Hunter is offline  
Old 11-23-07, 10:08 PM   #183
NiclDoe
Grey Wolf
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans
Posts: 760
Downloads: 6
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted but it would be all fake becuase i accentally photocopied them wrong. :p
I wish i had a more relaxed life.
__________________
The Crazy Wolf
NiclDoe is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 12:05 AM   #184
Sea Demon
Ocean Warrior
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 2,552
Downloads: 33
Uploads: 0
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by NiclDoe
Granted but it would be all fake becuase i accentally photocopied them wrong. :p
I wish i had a more relaxed life.
Granted, but then you will become too relaxed and eventually become morbidly obese from your new sedentary lifestyle. You become so relaxed in fact, and so obese, you get winded starting up your favorite subsim. This causes you to go into severe depression and you commit suicide.

I wish the fairy godmother would give me a Burger King Whopper w/cheese.
Sea Demon is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 11:03 AM   #185
Jimbuna
Chief of the Boat
 
Jimbuna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 181,344
Downloads: 63
Uploads: 13


Default

Granted, but they are also her favourite and it is already half eaten.

I wish lots of people will donate to SS to get an early copy of GWX 2.0
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!


GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)
Jimbuna is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 06:15 PM   #186
TarJak
Fleet Admiral
 
TarJak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 17,052
Downloads: 150
Uploads: 8


Default

Granted, they ALL do and SS crashes due to the load on Neal servers causing his ISP to ban him. Nice work Jim!

I wish drinking alcohol didn't give you a hang over.
TarJak is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 06:25 PM   #187
Jimbuna
Chief of the Boat
 
Jimbuna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 181,344
Downloads: 63
Uploads: 13


Default

Granted, but that muck you drink in upside down land isn't very strong anyways

I wish the fox would never get caught.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!


GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)
Jimbuna is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 06:46 PM   #188
TteFAboB
Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,247
Downloads: 4
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted. You wake up in Soviet Russia, where the fox gets to catch you!

I wish I could draw.
__________________
"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand
TteFAboB is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 08:57 PM   #189
Biggles
Silent Hunter
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...)
Posts: 3,528
Downloads: 5
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted, but I drew faster. Bang! You're dead!


I wish the bloody snow would stay on the ground and not melt at once as it does now!
__________________
Biggles is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 09:30 PM   #190
Hakahura
Grey Wolf
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Posts: 785
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted. The snow does stay on the ground and not melt at once as it does now! However because it never melts the effect is cumulative. Your wish has plunged us all into a premeture ice-age.

I wish I hadn't just run out of cigarettes.
__________________


Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.
Hakahura is offline  
Old 11-24-07, 10:51 PM   #191
TteFAboB
Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 2,247
Downloads: 4
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted, you just run out of lighters and matches instead.

I wish somebody could draw faster than Biggles and avenge my death.
__________________
"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand
TteFAboB is offline  
Old 11-25-07, 12:09 AM   #192
Sea Demon
Ocean Warrior
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 2,552
Downloads: 33
Uploads: 0
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by TteFAboB
Granted, you just run out of lighters and matches instead.

I wish somebody could draw faster than Biggles and avenge my death.
Granted, I take on the task. I develop amazing gunslinging skills and bring down Biggles for you. But it changes nothing......you are still dead and festering with maggots.

I wish I would get a record contract and become a major rock star.
Sea Demon is offline  
Old 11-25-07, 03:24 AM   #193
TarJak
Fleet Admiral
 
TarJak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 17,052
Downloads: 150
Uploads: 8


Default

Granted, but whilst partying at your hotel after your first concert you drink too much and choke to death on your own vomit increasing your popularity 100fold but decreasing your chances of making a comeback tour.

I wish I had a glass of water.
TarJak is offline  
Old 11-25-07, 04:37 AM   #194
Stealth Hunter
Silent Hunter
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Y'ha-Nthlei
Posts: 4,262
Downloads: 19
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted, but the water came from the Thames in the early 1800's.
Enjoy your... river water/sewage smoothie...


I wish I had a short midget with some gin in the room to entertain me.
Stealth Hunter is offline  
Old 11-25-07, 04:17 PM   #195
Hakahura
Grey Wolf
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Posts: 785
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Default

Granted. The midget entertains you by juggling some bottles of gin. Eventually the bottles hit the floor. The entertainment is now gone, as has the gin.

I wish my internet connection was faster and more realiable.
__________________


Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.
Hakahura is offline  
Closed Thread


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:14 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 1995- 2024 Subsim®
"Subsim" is a registered trademark, all rights reserved.