Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 128

5string74 · 05-19-08, 08:32 PM

Not sure why my captions didn't come through first time. Trying again:

5string74 · 05-19-08, 08:34 PM

Gees, using photobucket and the picture I am sending has a caption but it doesn't show up here in the forum. Anyway, here is the caption:

"Finally fed up with Bernard, BDU transfers him to the crew constructing the new concrete pier....... BERNAAAARD!!!!!!"

Jimbuna · 05-20-08, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5string74

Gees, using photobucket and the picture I am sending has a caption but it doesn't show up here in the forum. Anyway, here is the caption:

"Finally fed up with Bernard, BDU transfers him to the crew constructing the new concrete pier....... BERNAAAARD!!!!!!"

So I noticed...twice :p

Sometimes you get a bit of a hiccup/lag using these image hosting sites

the.terrabyte.pirate · 05-20-08, 06:59 AM

Never let Berhard near the "Red" button...

mcf1 · 05-20-08, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the.terrabyte.pirate

Never let Berhard near the "Red" button...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Great one

the.terrabyte.pirate · 05-21-08, 07:58 AM

Apologies if it's too dark.

VonDos · 05-21-08, 09:37 AM

Captain - We have a special mission today; if we will be victorious, we'll gain the Knights Cross!

Weapon Officer - Well, what are the orders?

Captain - We must sink the Queen Elizabeth, she's sailing in a convoy with another great ship!

WO - O my God! This is Super!

--- After 10 hours of difficult navigation

C. - We're on target! Great! Set torpedoes for sink the Queen Elizabeth!

W. O. - Yes sir.. But..

C. - Fast! They're pointing us!

W.O. - What is the Queen Elizabeth we must sink???

C. - FAAAASSSTT!

(In the heaven)

W.O. Too late, ser...

popcorn2721 · 05-21-08, 02:49 PM

I saaw this and thought this adlib would be funny (if you dont mind me using your screenie)

Quote:

Originally Posted by VonDos

One day the Kriegsmarine toyed with the idea of "suicide bombings".

the.terrabyte.pirate · 05-24-08, 07:03 AM

Hah, I can beat those...

Quote:

Originally Posted by popcorn2721

I saaw this and thought this adlib would be funny (if you dont mind me using your screenie)

Quote:

Originally Posted by VonDos

In a futile attempt to deter the RN against open warfare, Germany's synchronised pyrotechnic gymnastics team show off their amazing routine...

Bismarck · 05-24-08, 08:43 PM

[quote=VonDos]

[\quote]

Bernard's little prank with the Kaluen's deodorant didn't quite go as it planned....

VonDos · 05-29-08, 08:47 AM

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?

mcf1 · 05-29-08, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VonDos

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?

I only got one word to describe this.
BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

stew278 · 05-29-08, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VonDos

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?

Torpedo room set target speed 5kts, range 800m, angle on bow.... ummm...angle on bow......ummmm.......1st officer take the periscope...I think I've had too much schnaps

shegeek72 · 05-30-08, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VonDos

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?

It's the first sighting of tanker siamese twins...
--

Jimbuna · 05-30-08, 04:54 AM

Two units that were originally scripted very close together have been the subject of a little drifting.

05-19-08, 08:32 PM	#1906
5string74 Torpedoman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 115 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Not sure why my captions didn't come through first time. Trying again: __________________ Patrol Frigate 101 USS Greensboro My uncle was aboard this Coast Guard vessel on convoy duty on the Murmansk Run as well as all over the Atlantic

05-19-08, 08:34 PM	#1907
5string74 Torpedoman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 115 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Gees, using photobucket and the picture I am sending has a caption but it doesn't show up here in the forum. Anyway, here is the caption: "Finally fed up with Bernard, BDU transfers him to the crew constructing the new concrete pier....... BERNAAAARD!!!!!!" __________________ Patrol Frigate 101 USS Greensboro My uncle was aboard this Coast Guard vessel on convoy duty on the Murmansk Run as well as all over the Atlantic

05-20-08, 06:59 AM	#1909
the.terrabyte.pirate Navy Dude Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 176 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Never let Berhard near the "Red" button... __________________ A kings ransom, or a stove boat.

05-21-08, 07:58 AM	#1911
the.terrabyte.pirate Navy Dude Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 176 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Apologies if it's too dark. __________________ A kings ransom, or a stove boat.

05-21-08, 09:37 AM	#1912
VonDos Admiral Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Italy Posts: 2,216 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 49	S-Boot in special mission Captain - We have a special mission today; if we will be victorious, we'll gain the Knights Cross! Weapon Officer - Well, what are the orders? Captain - We must sink the Queen Elizabeth, she's sailing in a convoy with another great ship! WO - O my God! This is Super! --- After 10 hours of difficult navigation C. - We're on target! Great! Set torpedoes for sink the Queen Elizabeth! W. O. - Yes sir.. But.. C. - Fast! They're pointing us! W.O. - What is the Queen Elizabeth we must sink??? C. - FAAAASSSTT! (In the heaven) W.O. Too late, ser... __________________ Those, others and WIP ships are avaiable in my SHIPYARD here: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=136508 Last edited by VonDos; 05-21-08 at 10:00 AM.

05-24-08, 08:43 PM	#1915
Bismarck Medic Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: At the bottom of the sea in my VIIC Posts: 164 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	[quote=VonDos] [\quote] Bernard's little prank with the Kaluen's deodorant didn't quite go as it planned.... __________________ U-2 sunk 1942 and then... U-96 sunk 1941 U-333 sunk 1945 by a B-17. U-43 STAY TUNED hosted.filefront.com/jpanzerj

05-29-08, 08:47 AM	#1916
VonDos Admiral Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Italy Posts: 2,216 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 49	Experimental unit? New prototype? What is this? __________________ Those, others and WIP ships are avaiable in my SHIPYARD here: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=136508

05-30-08, 04:54 AM	#1920
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,962 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Two units that were originally scripted very close together have been the subject of a little drifting. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)