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Old 07-27-22, 05:42 AM   #31
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getting more bang for your buck $

When visiting your local brothel and you enquire about the prices and you are imformed $1 for the rocking chair or $10 for the bed you hand over two $5 bills then your are asked so you want the bed then you reply no thankyou i would prefer ten goes in the rocking chair
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Old 07-27-22, 11:04 AM   #32
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When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
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Old 07-27-22, 11:37 AM   #33
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/\...whic is why "Virginia is for Louvers!" is on the license plates!??
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Old 07-27-22, 11:43 AM   #34
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A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
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Old 07-28-22, 08:57 AM   #35
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Old 07-28-22, 10:07 AM   #36
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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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Old 07-29-22, 07:28 AM   #37
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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
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Old 07-30-22, 01:08 PM   #38
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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
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Old 07-31-22, 06:56 AM   #39
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Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
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Old 08-01-22, 06:56 AM   #40
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What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
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Old 08-03-22, 06:38 AM   #41
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I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
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Old 08-04-22, 09:44 AM   #42
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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
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Old 08-05-22, 05:49 AM   #43
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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
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