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Old 12-28-14, 06:16 AM   #6001
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I see Farther Jack liked my gift to him.

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Old 12-30-14, 12:00 PM   #6002
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Default How To Annoy Your Wife (1)

Today as my wife eased herself out of the car (she has a painful foot) I put my finger in my cheek and made a loud popping sound. I did it again when we got home.

I don't know how many more times I'll be able to do this before she starts making loud popping sounds on my head with her fist...
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I'm wondering how this thread has lasted so long.
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Old 12-31-14, 12:10 PM   #6004
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Default Answer: because of wisdom like this...

My son has the Simpsons Movie on in the next room; Homer says to Marge: "I just try to make the day not hurt until I get to crawl in next to you again..."

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Old 12-31-14, 01:42 PM   #6005
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Now I know.
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Old 12-31-14, 01:51 PM   #6006
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I wonder if the whole human race farted altogether for a hour then lit a match would it be the end of the world?
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LMAO...... I wonder if we all faced the same direction if it would blow the earth out of orbit

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LMAO...... I wonder if we all faced the same direction if it would blow the earth out of orbit

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Old 01-01-15, 07:37 AM   #6009
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Why are people so dam pie high today?

Something in the water?
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They're still drunk after last night.
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How long does it take to drink yourself out of a hangover ?

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I reckon I should have the answer to that before the evening is out.
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I think I'm getting there Jim, just got to remember to pull in the reins. Work tomorrow

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Is it me or do eyebrows grow quicker when you get older?

And I noticed a few years ago that I started getting hairgrowth from my ears.
What is the function of such hair?

Thirty years old last year, I guess it's downhill from here on out.
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Is it me or do eyebrows grow quicker when you get older?

And I noticed a few years ago that I started getting hairgrowth from my ears.
What is the function of such hair?

Thirty years old last year, I guess it's downhill from here on out.
Sadly, it comes to us all. Ear hair, nose hair, expanding eye brows. Just to add insult to injury, my temples have started to go grey. My wife kept telling me but I didn't believe her until she pulled one out and showed me!

Ce'st la vie...
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