The joke thread II - Page 359

Jimbuna · 09-08-24, 08:09 AM

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

Jimbuna · 09-09-24, 10:49 AM

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved.

Jimbuna · 09-10-24, 08:35 AM

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Jimbuna · 09-11-24, 09:08 AM

What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?

He got marooned.

Jimbuna · 09-12-24, 08:25 AM

Why is pirating so addictive?

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.

Jimbuna · 09-13-24, 10:05 AM

What song does a cat like best?

Three Blind Mice.

Platapus · 09-13-24, 02:56 PM

I discourage telemarketers by answering my phone

"Pete's Pizza and Funeral Home

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce"

They tend to hang up for some reason

Jimbuna · 09-14-24, 09:15 AM

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

Jimbuna · 09-14-24, 10:33 AM

Jimbuna · 09-17-24, 08:29 AM

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow."

Moonlight · 09-19-24, 11:29 AM

Just been to Tesco, I swapped 50 sultanas for 100 raisins, just can't believe the currant exchange rate!.

Platapus · 09-23-24, 04:47 PM

Why is bread like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast
and settles in the waist

09-08-24, 08:09 AM	#5371
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-09-24, 10:49 AM	#5372
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-10-24, 08:35 AM	#5373
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-11-24, 09:08 AM	#5374
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-12-24, 08:25 AM	#5375
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why is pirating so addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-13-24, 10:05 AM	#5376
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What song does a cat like best? Three Blind Mice. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-13-24, 02:56 PM	#5377
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,101 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I discourage telemarketers by answering my phone "Pete's Pizza and Funeral Home Yesterday's loss is today's sauce" They tend to hang up for some reason __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

09-14-24, 09:15 AM	#5378
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-14-24, 10:33 AM	#5379
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-17-24, 08:29 AM	#5380
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the cat say when he fell off the table? "Me-ow." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

09-19-24, 11:29 AM	#5381
Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,347 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	Just been to Tesco, I swapped 50 sultanas for 100 raisins, just can't believe the currant exchange rate!. __________________

09-23-24, 04:47 PM	#5382
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,101 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Why is bread like the sun? Because it rises in the yeast and settles in the waist __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.