The Movie Thread

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Superhero Movie

The team behind Scary Movie and The Naked Gun takes on the comic book genre in this tale of Rick Riker, a nerdy teen imbued with superpowers by a radioactive dragonfly. And because every hero needs a nemesis, enter Lou Landers, aka the villainously goofy Hourglass.



The description of the film tells you everything you need to know about it, when I first started watching it I thought Jill was Reese Witherspoon, but a quick pause and check revealed it was someone called Sara Paxton, all I can say to that is she was well worth looking at.
Was it entertaining?, well it did get the top rating of being an average film but that could have been because of that Sara Paxton hottie, it didn't have anything else going for it so I'll put it down to her.

Film Rating 5.9\10

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The Trailer "Tokyo Pop" A Feel Good film from the 80s. Many,many fans.



The Film.

R.I.P. Carrie Hamilton.

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^Wow, "we never anticipated being hit from the side” has got to be the dumbest line I have ever heard in a film. Well, it’s not the worst disaster movie I’ve ever seen, but it’s right up there with them, this is so much like a movie it almost had a plot. well done to the Asylum, you can always rely on them to make a great movie.

Movie Rating 2.5\10.

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The Good Witch.



This film was vomit inducing stuff to say the least, I was wracking my brains out trying to remember if I'd seen this movie before because I could see what was going to happen next. Then it hit me, I hadn't seen it before but I remembered watching a film called Miss Meadows a while ago and this film was following the same pattern, but without the killing.

The upshot was I would have ripped the panties off both of those two leading ladies, woohoo, I'm turning into a bleeding pervert, sadly, this film and the other one are bleeding rubbish but, Catherine Bell and that Miss Meadows woman made up for it, one other thing though, I must remember not to watch these two films ever again as I don't think I'd survive the experience.

Film Rating 3.5\10
Catherine Bell 7.5\10
Miss Meadows woman 7\10.

Its a damn shame that two actresses are better than the bloody films, modern Hollywood scriptwriters have ruined the film industry.

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Big Budget movie. Great Special effects and acting
The United Nations saves the day, just like in real life ........

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It Happened To Jane (1959)

In May 1959, in the town of Cape Anne, Maine, an error by the E&P railroad company causes the death of 300 lobsters shipped by entrepreneur Jane Osgood, who runs a business supplying lobsters to restaurants. Jane, a widow with two children, asks her lifelong friend and lawyer George Denham to seek compensation from the railroad after her customer cancels all future orders.



First thing first, this movie was absolutely bleeding rubbish, 300 lobsters dying on a bleeding train and they made a film out of it, were they all bleeding crazy in the 1950's, of course they weren't, they were pretty smart people in fact.
How are they smart then clever clogs?, simple you jackass, get a red hot actress to play the leading lady and you've got yourself a hit film, see, you numbskull, they were bleeding smart as ****.
Who wouldn't want to watch a goddess of the silver screen eh, even your bloody girlfriend might have fancied her as well, a win win all round me thinks.
Well what about all the bleeding poofters then?, far too few of them to make a financial impact on the Studio's profits you bleeding idiot, so just stop it with the negativity, if you don't, you'll be losing about half your bloody teeth, get it.
I was too mesmerised watching Doris to care about if the film was good or bad, and besides, even a spider dropped down to get a better look at her, blimey, I didn't know that house spiders had the hots for her as well, the bleeding perverts.

Movie Rating 3\10
Doris Day Rating 8.5\10

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