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02-04-24, 02:01 PM | #5026 |
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob if we don't get support people are going to think we're nuts.
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02-05-24, 02:55 PM | #5027 |
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What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.
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02-05-24, 03:38 PM | #5028 |
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February contains two very interesting events -- Groundhog Day and the State of the Union speech
One involves a meaningless ritual where we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a Groundhog.
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02-06-24, 12:52 PM | #5029 |
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In Germany they are preparing for the crisis by stocking up with sausage and cheese, that's the wurst käse scenario.
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02-06-24, 02:31 PM | #5030 |
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My midget friend got thrown out of the nudist colony because he kept getting in everyone's hair.
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02-06-24, 02:36 PM | #5031 |
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A limbo champion walks into a bar.
He’s disqualified.
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02-07-24, 08:44 AM | #5032 |
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Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
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02-07-24, 03:41 PM | #5033 |
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“Indecisive” is my favorite word.
Actually, no, it isn’t.
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02-08-24, 09:33 AM | #5034 |
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What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A blackboard!
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02-08-24, 01:29 PM | #5035 |
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When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
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02-09-24, 01:12 PM | #5036 |
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How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.
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02-09-24, 02:51 PM | #5037 |
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I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
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02-09-24, 02:54 PM | #5038 |
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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
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02-10-24, 06:07 AM | #5039 |
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Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
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02-10-24, 11:18 AM | #5040 |
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My wife beamed at me with pride and said, "Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!" I said: "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
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