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01-16-24, 01:19 PM | #4981 |
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Are you a detective? I have some undercover work for you.
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01-16-24, 03:57 PM | #4982 |
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My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology.
He said that things were better before all this technology. So I unplugged his life support.
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01-17-24, 10:15 AM | #4983 |
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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01-18-24, 02:49 PM | #4984 |
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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01-18-24, 06:05 PM | #4985 |
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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic.
I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
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01-19-24, 05:28 AM | #4986 |
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It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes.
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01-20-24, 07:39 AM | #4987 |
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I won $3 million on the lottery so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
Now I have $2,999,999.75 gotta pay it forward
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01-20-24, 12:59 PM | #4988 |
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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01-20-24, 08:51 PM | #4989 |
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
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01-21-24, 06:54 AM | #4990 |
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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
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01-22-24, 01:30 PM | #4991 |
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How do you make a pool table laugh? You reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
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01-22-24, 01:44 PM | #4992 |
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You're so stupid you could count your balls all day long and never come up with the same number twice.
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01-22-24, 05:02 PM | #4993 |
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Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
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01-23-24, 02:23 PM | #4994 |
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Instead of "Who's your daddy" I accidentally said, "How's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.
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01-24-24, 01:37 PM | #4995 |
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Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
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