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07-26-23, 04:06 AM | #4486 |
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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07-26-23, 04:46 AM | #4487 |
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Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
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07-26-23, 05:17 PM | #4488 |
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I caught my son chewing on an extension cord
I felt it necessary to ground him. He did not resist. He promised me that in the future that he would conduct himself properly. He is doing well, currently
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07-27-23, 04:24 AM | #4489 |
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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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07-27-23, 01:03 PM | #4490 |
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
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07-28-23, 03:10 AM | #4491 |
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What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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07-28-23, 08:18 AM | #4492 |
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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.
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07-28-23, 03:30 PM | #4493 |
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I just got fired from my job as a bank teller
A lady came in and asked to check her balance So I gave her a little push.....
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07-29-23, 04:40 AM | #4494 |
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foiled again!”
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07-29-23, 09:31 AM | #4495 |
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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
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07-29-23, 01:24 PM | #4496 |
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A street near Buckingham Palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close.”
It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.
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07-29-23, 02:10 PM | #4497 |
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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07-29-23, 07:37 PM | #4498 |
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What did Skippy say when Sonny fell off the cliff?
"Tut tut tut...."
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07-30-23, 04:39 AM | #4499 |
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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07-30-23, 07:34 AM | #4500 |
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What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
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