Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 271

Raptor1 · 11-27-08, 12:00 PM

Granted, the Laissezians ran faster, and they now demand compensation from the contractor (The damned socailists got away with it!), which happens to be Task Force, who is forced to pay his 1,000,000,000 Raptoland Moolahs

I Task Force wouldn't face legal charges over that faulty wheel

Jimbuna · 11-27-08, 12:25 PM

Granted, he now faces financial charges, meaning his parents stop his pocket money allowance for the next 5 years.

I wish I wasn't still at work.

bookworm_020 · 11-27-08, 06:18 PM

Granted, your fired!

I wish I could feel more motivated at work!

Task Force · 11-27-08, 07:56 PM

Granted, you now live at your job.

I wish bookworms job had better sleeping accomidations.

Raptor1 · 11-28-08, 04:36 AM

Granted, it has taken over your house during your recent lawsuit and now uses it for sleeping accommodations

I wish Task Force's house is big enough for all the employees

Jimbuna · 11-28-08, 04:50 AM

Granted, for all the employees....all two of them.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me at work would learn to apply her make up properly.

Digital_Trucker · 11-28-08, 09:24 AM

Granted, the bitch sitting opposite you at work learns to apply her make up properly, but she learns by applying it to your face and you subsequently are laughed out of the precinct and the only job you can now find is as a bartender at the "Blue Oyster".

I wish this guy

wasn't so smug

MothBalls · 11-28-08, 11:25 AM

Granted, he is no longer smug. Now he's :p "a little too happy" and he forces you to go with him to his now favorite bar, the "Blue Oyster". There you discover the bartender is jimbuna, a cop who was disgraced by your crushed wish, and he handcuffs you to the bar rail, drops your drawers, and sells the patrons rides for $0.25.

I wish I was a time traveler.

Jimbuna · 11-28-08, 01:33 PM

Granted, but you have no precise control over which time you end up in and you find yourself in the Blue Oyster Bar alongside DT 'having fun'.

I wish I could charge people more than $0.25 for the double act.

ubootcomrade · 11-28-08, 06:24 PM

Granted, but its now $0.30 for the double act.

I wish I could film the whole double act fiasco and sell the copys for £500 each.

MothBalls · 11-28-08, 06:30 PM

Granted. You film the whole double act fiasco and sell the copies for £500 each. Then you discover DT and MB are minors and jimbuna arrests you for child porno distribution. You are put in a sell with a 300kg hairy guy name 'Miss Bubba'.

I wish I had a handcuff key.

Task Force · 11-28-08, 06:48 PM

Granted, but they dont work in the ones you have on.

I wish for a lazer gun.

MothBalls · 11-28-08, 06:51 PM

Granted, you now have a laser gun. Since they are not legal in the UK, you are arrested by jimbuna and cuffed to the bar next to DT and sold for $0.10 per ride.

I wish I had a brain.

Task Force · 11-28-08, 06:54 PM

Granted, but it has been used and is no longer working.

I wish MothBalls brain wasnt all used up.

TarJak · 11-29-08, 04:34 AM

Granted, it is no longer used at all for anything other than plotting your destruction

I wish that crush was less evil by a factor of 10

11-27-08, 12:00 PM	#4051
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, the Laissezians ran faster, and they now demand compensation from the contractor (The damned socailists got away with it!), which happens to be Task Force, who is forced to pay his 1,000,000,000 Raptoland Moolahs I Task Force wouldn't face legal charges over that faulty wheel __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory Last edited by Raptor1; 11-27-08 at 12:01 PM.

11-27-08, 12:25 PM	#4052
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, he now faces financial charges, meaning his parents stop his pocket money allowance for the next 5 years. I wish I wasn't still at work. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-27-08, 06:18 PM	#4053
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, your fired! I wish I could feel more motivated at work! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-27-08, 07:56 PM	#4054
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted, you now live at your job. I wish bookworms job had better sleeping accomidations. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-28-08, 04:36 AM	#4055
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, it has taken over your house during your recent lawsuit and now uses it for sleeping accommodations I wish Task Force's house is big enough for all the employees __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory Last edited by Raptor1; 11-28-08 at 04:36 AM.

11-28-08, 04:50 AM	#4056
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, for all the employees....all two of them. I wish the bitch sitting opposite me at work would learn to apply her make up properly. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-28-08, 09:24 AM	#4057
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Granted, the bitch sitting opposite you at work learns to apply her make up properly, but she learns by applying it to *your* face and you subsequently are laughed out of the precinct and the only job you can now find is as a bartender at the "Blue Oyster". I wish this guy wasn't so smug __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

11-28-08, 11:25 AM	#4058
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Granted, he is no longer smug. Now he's :p "a little too happy" and he forces you to go with him to his now favorite bar, the "Blue Oyster". There you discover the bartender is jimbuna, a cop who was disgraced by your crushed wish, and he handcuffs you to the bar rail, drops your drawers, and sells the patrons rides for $0.25. I wish I was a time traveler.

11-28-08, 01:33 PM	#4059
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but you have no precise control over which time you end up in and you find yourself in the Blue Oyster Bar alongside DT 'having fun'. I wish I could charge people more than $0.25 for the double act. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-28-08, 06:24 PM	#4060
ubootcomrade Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 194 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Granted, but its now $0.30 for the double act. I wish I could film the whole double act fiasco and sell the copys for £500 each. __________________ Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep.

11-28-08, 06:30 PM	#4061
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Granted. You film the whole double act fiasco and sell the copies for £500 each. Then you discover DT and MB are minors and jimbuna arrests you for child porno distribution. You are put in a sell with a 300kg hairy guy name 'Miss Bubba'. I wish I had a handcuff key.

11-28-08, 06:48 PM	#4062
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted, but they dont work in the ones you have on. I wish for a lazer gun. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-28-08, 06:51 PM	#4063
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Granted, you now have a laser gun. Since they are not legal in the UK, you are arrested by jimbuna and cuffed to the bar next to DT and sold for $0.10 per ride. I wish I had a brain.

11-28-08, 06:54 PM	#4064
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it has been used and is no longer working. I wish MothBalls brain wasnt all used up. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-29-08, 04:34 AM	#4065
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, it is no longer used at all for anything other than plotting your destruction I wish that crush was less evil by a factor of 10