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09-30-22, 12:14 PM | #3751 |
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Guy at the furniture store told me this sofa would sit five people without any problems.
Then it occurred to me that I don't know five people without any problems!
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09-30-22, 02:27 PM | #3752 |
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Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list. Me: Close enough.
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09-30-22, 04:25 PM | #3753 |
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I ordered a book on puns
I didn't get it
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09-30-22, 04:26 PM | #3754 | |
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Quote:
Nice one.
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10-01-22, 02:13 AM | #3755 |
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The man who created auto-correct has dies.
Restaurant in peace.
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10-02-22, 10:00 AM | #3756 |
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If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
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10-02-22, 10:24 AM | #3757 |
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10-02-22, 02:49 PM | #3758 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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10-03-22, 08:18 AM | #3759 |
Chief of the Boat
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Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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10-05-22, 07:27 AM | #3760 |
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Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
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10-06-22, 01:37 PM | #3761 |
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6 was afraid of 7 cuz 7 8 9, but why was 10 afraid? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11
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10-08-22, 07:00 AM | #3762 |
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Scientists in India have now invented a new Covid Vaccine.
It’s called the Pun-jab.
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10-08-22, 01:54 PM | #3763 |
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Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters
Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters Scuba diving world record – 137 meters Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters Cheers, Casio that’s a relief
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10-09-22, 05:04 AM | #3764 |
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Tinder is for rookies. I used Facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It gives you all the recently divorced females in your area and you can filter by size.
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10-09-22, 02:26 PM | #3765 |
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I parked my car outside parliament. “Sir, you can’t park here,” said a police officer. “This is where our politicians work.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve locked it.”
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