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08-05-22, 06:07 AM | #3676 |
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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08-07-22, 01:46 PM | #3677 |
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Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
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08-08-22, 01:42 PM | #3678 |
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I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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08-09-22, 09:07 AM | #3679 |
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What did the swordfish say to the marlin?
You're looking sharp.
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08-10-22, 09:38 AM | #3680 |
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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08-11-22, 07:24 AM | #3681 |
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Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
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08-13-22, 12:40 PM | #3682 |
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
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08-13-22, 02:24 PM | #3683 |
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I stopped off at a bookstore
"Do you have any books on Shakespeare?" "Yes, we do, is there any one you are especially interested in?" "Uh..... William?"
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08-13-22, 03:18 PM | #3684 |
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Man Utd
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08-14-22, 06:04 AM | #3685 |
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
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08-14-22, 06:48 AM | #3686 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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08-14-22, 11:46 AM | #3687 |
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Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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08-15-22, 01:46 PM | #3688 |
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe.
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08-16-22, 07:45 AM | #3689 |
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu—you get what you deserve.
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08-17-22, 12:03 PM | #3690 |
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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
I don't know, and I don't really care.
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