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08-03-18, 07:21 AM | #301 |
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Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.
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08-04-18, 08:09 AM | #302 |
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Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.
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08-05-18, 06:26 AM | #303 |
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When shopping I always hold hands with my girlfriend. People think it’s for romantic reasons but it’s actually for economic reasons.
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08-05-18, 10:51 AM | #304 |
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Yesterday i picked up a hitchhiker. He asked me whether i were not afraid that he could be a serial killer. I said that chances were low that there were two serial killers sitting in one car, statistically.
Zack Silence.
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08-06-18, 02:59 PM | #305 |
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Can’t believe how much my girlfriend is crying about her new haircut. Its much worse for me, I’m the one who’s gonna have to find a new girlfriend now.
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08-07-18, 09:55 AM | #306 |
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I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.
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08-08-18, 07:11 AM | #307 |
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My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.
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08-09-18, 04:49 AM | #308 |
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My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me.
I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.
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08-09-18, 05:28 AM | #309 | |
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08-09-18, 05:30 AM | #310 |
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on a similar note:
My wife is very picky..
How picky? I could bring home a girl every night for a month, and she wouldn't like one. Not even one! |
08-10-18, 06:07 AM | #311 |
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The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.
Me: How many men have you had in total? Wife: Are sure you want to know? Me: Yeh, go on. Wife: 7. Me (after a pause): so I was number 7. Wife: no, you were number 2.
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08-11-18, 07:30 AM | #312 |
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What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy?
A £50 note.
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08-12-18, 08:59 AM | #313 |
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The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”
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08-13-18, 01:15 PM | #314 |
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Husband: “Honey I think your mum tried to have sex with me last night! ”
Wife: “That’s impossible, she’s on holiday!” Husband: “Oh ok, well maybe you should wear more makeup then!”
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08-14-18, 07:05 AM | #315 |
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I thought the vasectomy kept my wife from getting pregnant,
but it only changed the colour of the baby.
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