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08-30-08, 03:58 PM | #2611 |
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Granted, the Lord of Darkness loses his toilet bowl ring instead and dances gayly around in amazement at the whiteness of his bowl
I wish I hadn't thought anything about toilet bowls |
08-30-08, 05:00 PM | #2612 |
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Granted all such thoughts are now replaced with a permanent tatooed
image that blocks all other thought for the rest of your life. its an image of a man carrying his belly in a wheel barrow. I wish I knew how I said that without seeing it in my head, cool trick. |
08-30-08, 10:43 PM | #2613 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, but it causes your brain to flip out, and you become a vegetable.
I wish I knew what kind of vegetable you'd like to be. |
08-31-08, 03:10 AM | #2614 |
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Granted but you turn out to be scard of vertables and never see what kind he is.
I wish I had a magic button that when I press it the price of stuff I buy would go down.
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08-31-08, 03:28 AM | #2615 |
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Granted, it makes whatever you bought just now's price go down
I wish buttons weren't a myth
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08-31-08, 03:30 AM | #2616 |
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Granted, but the police now want to talk to you about the "free" stuff you have been "buying".
I wish i could fly like this without buying a Honda: |
08-31-08, 03:39 AM | #2617 |
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Granted, but I think an aircraft would be safer should you run into these
I still wish buttons were real and not just a myth
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08-31-08, 05:27 AM | #2618 |
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Granted, but then the velcro makers would go out of business, there would be less need for plastic, and the earth would be saved from internal destruction.
I wish I had not eaten that Mexican food for dinner last night. |
08-31-08, 05:33 AM | #2619 | |
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Quote:
I wish my insureance would pay me for a new motorcycle now and not in two months |
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08-31-08, 05:38 AM | #2620 |
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Granted, but the place you bought it from has a stock problem and can only deliver in 2 months
I wish there was a good movie I could go to
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08-31-08, 06:33 AM | #2621 |
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Granted, go to this one:
I wish youtube was mytube |
08-31-08, 08:47 AM | #2622 |
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Granted, but changing the name won't matter much, will it?
I wish people who comment on uT00b weren't so pathetically stupid
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08-31-08, 10:25 AM | #2623 |
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Granted, but people are generally stupid.
I wish I had my own plane
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08-31-08, 10:44 AM | #2624 |
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Granted, you can have a used He 162, the engine has seen only 20 hours or so of flight, so there's no need to replace it just yet...just be careful the glue doesn't fail
I wish I had this trait
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08-31-08, 11:15 AM | #2625 |
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Granted but then you look in a mirror and POOF! You explode into a thousand chards of silvercolored glass and bring 1000 years bad luck to yourself.
I really wish I hadn't eaten that Mexican food last night for dinner... |
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